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Prison Protection Agency: Minecraft Edition

2015 agreement, agency.., campaign finance violations, Corruption, criminal charges, David Pecker, Edition, election influence, evidence presentation, hush money payment, Karen McDougal, legal case, Michael Cohen, Minecraft, October 2016, payment, political scandal, Prison, Protection, recorded conversation, secret service protection, STORMY DANIELS, trial evidence, trump

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Buildings Constructed:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom filled with scandal and intrigue! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret agreements, hush money payments, and scandalous conversations between players. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have juicy gossip and political drama? Hurry up and join our server now before the truth gets buried deeper than a mineshaft!

Join the ‘United Lands’ server! Where you can pretend to be a mayor in Minecraft, without worrying about getting pwned!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Enchanting, Exploration, Join, Lands, Mayor, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, Potions, PRETEND, Pwned, Redstone, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, United, worrying

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to United Lands!
Server Type:	Towny-based Earth SMP
Features:
Website:	www.unitedlands.org
IP Address:	red.unitedlands.org

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join United Lands, simply enter the IP address red.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, nations on United Lands can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups.

3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, United Lands is a non-P2W environment. All store items are purely cosmetic, and donations only support the server without providing unfair advantages.

4. How can I participate in wars and combat?

You can immerse yourself in the unique warring system for towns and nations on United Lands. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

5. Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, there is a player-driven marketplace accessed via /mp for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.

6. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

Yes, United Lands has specific rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These can be found on our website or in the server’s Discord channel.

UnrealCraft Minecraft Server

Experience, long tail, Minecraft, Never, Server, tags, UnrealCraft, you will never experience this

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	152
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!

BanGcraft SMP – Dreamin’ and Bangin’

Anime, Bandori, BanG Dream!, BanGcraft, bangin, Dreamin, fan community, Girls Band, idol group, January, Japanese culture, live performance, mobile game, multimedia franchise, Music, Music (Industry), music festival, online concert, peak, pop music, rhythm game, smp, Upcoming Event, virtual band

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	4847	Dragon Eggs Found:	5673
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	3144	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Bandori is about to peak next January! That’s right, the cows will start singing, the pigs will start dancing, and the creepers will start… well, they’ll still explode, but in a much more rhythmic way!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

GymGrubGamerBay

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	119
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1621	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	953351
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!

LootCraftLottery

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Alien Abductions:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

Announcements, Claims, Community, crazy, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, friendly community, Hell, lag-free experience, loyal following, Map, North America, Optimizing, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Stuck, Support, Survival, Surviving, text channels, Time, Uptime, Vanilla, voice channels

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Emeralds Found:	9030

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!