New Minecraft Servers 2025

Michael Atkinson Minecraft Servers

Michael Atkinson Minecraft Servers

  • PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

    PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1041
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3260 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Villages Defended: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ores Mined: 8941
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 321753 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

    Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

    But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

    BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1028
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Ores Mined: 2211

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

    Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

    Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BodyShameNoMoreMC

    BodyShameNoMoreMC
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 5128
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Emeralds Found: 6669
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Animals Bred: 60
    Farms Harvested: 190 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

    But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

    So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 890
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Mines Excavated: 3931
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3

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    Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

    DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 9698
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

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    join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

    CraftyDigits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 6190
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Magic Items Found: 2642
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

    SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 8011
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

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    Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

    Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

    But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

    Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShortsNLaughsMC

    ShortsNLaughsMC
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9959
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 447 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

    But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

    NerdCraft: Master of Blocks
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6253
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9045 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Zombie Dances: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

    We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

    KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3050
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

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    lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

    so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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