we are currently in phase 1 of clinical trials for our immunotherapy potions that will help you fight off these crazy effects and restore your cognitive function. so grab your sword, put on your diamond armor, and join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most insane way possible!
We got crazy sh*t happening on this server, like mice with messed up body clocks because they added sugar to their coffee. Like, who knew coffee could make you time travel, amirite? Join our server and watch as day and night get reversed like some trippy sci-fi movie.
So come on, join us on this wild ride where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even turn into a mouse with a messed up body clock. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little too much caffeine). Let’s get this party started, yo!
Imagine logging on and seeing a bunch of mice running around with their brains all clear of that nasty plaque. It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure, bro. And get this, no off-target effects! It’s all smooth sailing in our virtual lab of awesomeness.
So, if you wanna be part of something truly groundbreaking and witness the power of gene editing in action, come join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for Alzheimer’s in Minecraft before the scientists do in real life. It’s all possible in our wacky world of pixelated possibilities. Let’s do this! 🐭🧬🎮
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.
So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!
we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.
plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?
so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!
Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!
And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!
if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.
so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?
On our server, you can build your own virtual home where no one can kick you out, not even your girlfriend’s friend who suddenly shows up for a girls’ night. Create your own peaceful oasis away from all the drama and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience.
So why join our server? Because here, you’re the boss of your own domain, just like this player stood their ground in their own home. Don’t let anyone push you around, join our server and build your own virtual paradise where you call the shots!
come join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, fighting off creepers with a boomerang, and riding around on a koala bear. plus, our community is as diverse as a vegemite sandwich, so u never know who u might run into – maybe even a drop bear or two!
so what are u waiting for, mate? come join the most insane minecraft server this side of the outback. just watch out for the crocs in the water, they’re more dangerous than a dingo with a baby.
MINEDMC is a Dutch -language server founded in early 2025 and runs on the Minecraft version 1.20.6.
Let your imagination run, make your own town of your friends out or take on new players. Everything is possible with your own town, build extravagant and create wealth.
For a challenge experiment with SlimFun and the many addons that the server offers.
play.minedmc.nl
AWAKENED || MINECRAFT SUPERHUMAN ROLEPLAY
Awakened MCRP is a text based Minecraft roleplay server in which you can create your own unique character with their own superhuman ability.
We are a newly founded community with the goal of creating a fluid and seamless RP experience free from abusive/unjust rules or biased staff. With our systems, you’ll be able to RP in a balanced and well thought out roleplay environment, with rules and policies that everyone (including staff and owner) are required to follow.
The setting is within Eastern Asia in the town of Tetsugawa, set within 2006. The tow is populated mainly with individuals known as Gifted. You are one of these individuals, and the path you choose is up to you.
awakened.mc-shock.com:28845
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of being yelled at by angry parents or recommended to “choke out your dog” (seriously, who does that?). Our community is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild, no matter how many times your dog barks at that one kid on the server (we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh).
So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow dog lover who understands the struggle of trying to control a barky pup in the most unexpected situations. Just remember, on our server, there’s always room for one more barking dog enthusiast.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let us tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon got jealous. Legend has it that they rode into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword made from the tears of griefers. And that’s just the beginning of the epic adventures you could have on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging exploding creepers. The winner gets a crown made of golden blocks and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful gaming experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make history on our server.
