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  • BlockyBodz

    BlockyBodz
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5485
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6797 Falling into the Void: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Magic Items Found: 7899
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have your favorite body part as your Minecraft character? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Imagine running around as a giant eyeball or swinging a sword with your favorite toe. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can climb to the top and slide down on a giant toilet bowl. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with mustard.

    So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite body part along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NigerianCraft Minecraft Server

    NigerianCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 8399
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Falling into the Void: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SUSPICIOUS ACCOUNTS WIT NIGERIAN FOLLOWING PUSHIN’ PRO-REFORM UK CONTENT ON TIKTOK! LIKE, WHOA, U CAN BUILD UR OWN CASTLE AND HAVE NIGERIAN FOLLOWERS CHEER U ON! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LEPRECHAUNS! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW! 🤠🚀🌈 #NigerianFollowersFTW

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieCraftLand

    ZombieCraftLand
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 3918
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 370 Crops Grown: 2447
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Alien Abductions: 4 Farms Harvested: 338
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, have you heard about this crazy new minecraft server? it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a haunted house filled with flesh-eating bacterium! but don’t worry, it’s all just a fun game, no need to call the CDC.

    join us and see if you can survive the deadly bacteria while building epic structures and battling creepy mobs. who knew a minecraft server could be so intense? come on, you know you wanna give it a try. plus, we have free virtual hand sanitizer for all players. so what are you waiting for? come get infected with fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CaveManNoMirrorHat

    CaveManNoMirrorHat
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 4315
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Crops Grown: 4619
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mines Excavated: 2206 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to see the back of ur head? well, join our minecraft server and u can do just that! we got magical mirrors that let u see every angle of ur noggin, even the ones u never knew existed.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving. they will teach u their ways and u will become a certified underwater basket weaver in no time.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. join their ranks and help them achieve world domination, or just chill with them and eat grass all day. the choice is yours.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures of ur life. who knows, u might even discover the meaning of life hidden somewhere in our pixelated world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Pandora SMP, where chaos reigns, dragons fly, and factions unite in semi-anarchical realms of madness!

    Welcome to Pandora SMP, where chaos reigns, dragons fly, and factions unite in semi-anarchical realms of madness!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7190
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Emeralds Found: 9511
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Pandora Minecraft Server

    You have discovered a long lost land in the realms of minecraft. Here, dragons, griffins, and serpents roam the lands, more advanced shields have been discovered, and ancient long lost ores have emerged in the deep caverns. Different species of trees and biomes still inhabit this land. Here, you shall experience the struggles of survival, creating a functioning government and township, and even the death of war. Good luck!

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/6E8GD9v6Ts

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is Pandora Minecraft Server? Pandora is a Minecraft server set in a fantasy world with dragons, griffins, and ancient ores.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or through our Discord server.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.
    Is there a possibility of forming alliances or going to war? Yes, players can create alliances, form governments, and engage in wars within the game.
    Can I build my own township on the server? Absolutely! Players are encouraged to build their own towns and establish thriving communities.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HopelessCraft Minecraft Server

    HopelessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 3056
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 New Chunks Explored: 205709
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 370 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds and the sun is made of cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the answer to the age-old question: Is there any hope for this to continue? (Spoiler alert: Yes, but only if you join our server!)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HonestCraft Minecraft Server

    HonestCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2444
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of predicting your opponents’ every move, just like Drew McIntyre studying CM Punk’s modus operandi.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be facing off against placeholder champions, but also the man who will predictably try to screw you over in your pursuit for the title you never truly lost. Foresight will be the decider in this match, so make sure you’re ready to outsmart your enemies at every turn.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that a certain someone will definitely misjudge their helpfulness in assisting Damien in his most dire time. Unlike Drew, they could never exorcise their demons. So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this wild and unpredictable world of Minecraft mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockheadBoyfriend

    BlockheadBoyfriend
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1893
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 8803
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Just like this girl’s boyfriend, we have a set of outrageous rules that will keep you on your toes.

    Rule #1: Don’t argue with the admin about religion because Herobrine does not exist (or does he?). Rule #2: Don’t fact check the admin because even redstone contraptions can be fake. Rule #3: Don’t take too long to fix your creeper phobia because we don’t want to feel scared too.

    But wait, there’s more! Just like this girl’s boyfriend, our admin will threaten to ban you if you don’t follow the rules. And if you dare to crack someone else’s back in-game without permission, be prepared to face the wrath of the admin’s revenge – which may involve spawning an army of zombie pigmen in your base!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know about the game, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a villager and a wandering trader. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PS5vsNatureTrip

    PS5vsNatureTrip
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 5592
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 64 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1325

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why choose between a PS5 and nature when you can have both on our Minecraft server?! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the game when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows it all up! But fear not, because our server has a special “revenge of the creepers” mini-game where you can hunt down those pesky green monsters and get your revenge in the most epic way possible.

    Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground labyrinth filled with treasure, but beware of the zombie pigmen guarding it! Rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a giant rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies, dodging fireballs and dodging obstacles along the way.

    So why waste your time choosing between a PS5 and nature when you can have the best of both worlds on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FaceCraft120

    FaceCraft120
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9214
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can find ur long lost twin cuz apparently there are people out there who look EXACTLY like u. imagine the possibilities, u could have a twin who is a pro at minecraft and u can team up and conquer the server together. or maybe u have a twin who is a total noob and u can show them the ropes and be the ultimate minecraft mentor. who knows what kind of twin adventures await u on this server, so come join now and see if u can find ur doppelganger in the world of blocks and creepers. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some twin-tastic fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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