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Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	98

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

BlockBusterJoy

BlockBusterJoy, books, Classics, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, games, go to, happy place, Heartwarming, mood booster, movies, never tire, Nostalgia, Reliable, Rewatchable, soothing, Timeless, Uplifting

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Farms Harvested:	655	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	122	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

mc.necomc.com

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Crops Grown:	7038	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	811735	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8333

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1856
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Mines Excavated:	2389	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Farms Harvested:	242	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?