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CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4165	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mines Excavated:	3128
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	126
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

400am, annoyance, bayamon, Caribbean music, Community, disrespectful behavior., disturbance, disturbance of peace, inconsiderate, late night, loud music, music lovers, neighbors, noise pollution, Party, partying, Puerto Rican culture, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, ReggaetonRaveCraft, sleepless night, Stops

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Potions Brewed:	137	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

#100percentcompletion, #achievementunlocked, #bossrush, #characterdesign, #gamebosses, #gamecompletion, #gamerachievement, #GamingCommunity, #hiddenbosses, #isu-kagestyle, #videogames, bossbattle, challengeaccepted, Craft, EpicBattle, GamersUnite, GameStrategy, GamingDiscussion, girl, girlpower, LOSING, power, REFIGHT, Resist, ronin

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8407
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mines Excavated:	4831
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	130	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

2010s, against porn, amateur creators, artistic expression, average people, Camera, confusion, coomer, Effort, Garbage, girls riding dildos, high ratings, hooked on porn, internet, meets, Minecraft, NSFW, originality, overblown, Paradise, Peen, PIXEL, porn hype, porn shills, quality of porn, quality porn, quantity porn, social media, solo artists

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia LOLz

action, Adventure, blocktopia, diverse characters, Drama, dystopian, Emotional journey, futuristic, Gay, Identity, LGBTQ, lolz, love story, Mystery, Oblivion Battery, queer, relationships, romance, Sci Fi, Suspense, Technology, Thought-provoking, Thriller

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!