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Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	260
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

Say His Name Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3810
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Chickenzilla! This giant chicken terrorizes players, stealing their loot and laying explosive eggs everywhere. Can you defeat Chickenzilla and claim the ultimate prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Explore this wacky world and discover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to say his name…if you dare!

The Lats Go in Front of the Triceps Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that the lats go in front of the triceps! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the ancient Minecraft gods decreed it so in order to bring balance to the blocky universe.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are! We have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim their legendary diamond disco ball?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that in this Minecraft SMP, the lats always go in front of the triceps!

Crafty Chicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! We don’t just build blocks, we build dreams! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of brave Minecrafters stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against dragons, zombies, and even other players to prove your skills and claim the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to use the secret code “GFL2EXILIUM” for some extra special surprises along the way. See you in the game, fellow block builders!

/GME/ – 2 Tired Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Votes:	1972
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the currency is actually stacks of dirt because our economy is as unstable as a house of sand blocks? Plus, our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, so you know you’re in for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up getting stuck in a maze of llama spit and regret?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this insane adventure. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. See you in the game, trash baggies!

Drone Wars Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Votes:	4427
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Oh man, do I remember! But forget killer clowns, on our Minecraft server, we have killer drones! That’s right, our server is overrun with deadly drones that will stop at nothing to take you down. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs armed with laser beams to help you fight back! Join now for the ultimate battle of man vs machine, and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy drone-infested world!

Boom Wrestling Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	802	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate wrestling-themed SMP! Join us and relive the glory days of the 90s wrestling boom, where players battle it out in epic wrestling matches to claim the title of champion!

But beware, there’s a twist – the wrestling ring is actually made of lava! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be toastier than a creeper in the sun. And rumor has it that the ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage haunts the server, challenging players to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So if you’re ready to rumble and take on the craziest Minecraft challenges this side of the Nether, join our server now! Just make sure to bring your best wrestling moves and a healthy dose of insanity.

Friendly Sakura’s Rapist Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Emeralds Found:	3857	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than the terrain is the drama in the chat! Join now to uncover the mystery of why Sakura is so friendly with her rapist – is it true love, Stockholm syndrome, or just a glitch in the matrix? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this bizarre relationship!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

So come on in and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding chickens, the talking trees, and the dancing creepers! You never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

UFC GAME THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Items Found:	2789
Mines Excavated:	2534	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Colby is on a mission to turn every fight into a slurping showdown! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Colby once accidentally slurped up a whole ocean in a fit of hunger-induced madness. Now, he’s determined to slurp his way to victory in every battle on the server!

But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Noviewcraft Minecraft server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Vanilla, nothing more. For now, I don’t guarantee anything interesting on the server, but I will be very grateful if you at least try to access it.

Build cities, villages or just play for fun, everything you do on my server is greatly appreciated.

Thank you for playing on my server!

198.244.225.33:22768

Skyblock Airlines Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Votes:	2952

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the airplanes want to join in on the fun! That’s right, we have a special mod that allows airplanes to soar through the sky, dropping loot for players to collect. So hop on board and join us for a wild ride through the clouds! Who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two along the way.