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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2299 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2241 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!