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Heart Attack Halters

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Towns Built:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	111	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4648	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Votes:	3529	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	1848	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

No. 16559653 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Book, Captivating, Covert, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16559653, novel, secret, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2277

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you might end up getting kidnapped by a group of mischievous villagers who want to make you their king. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SnoozeTV Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, Entertainment, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Minecraft, must watch, Overlooked, overlooked TV series, series, slept on, smp, SnoozeTV, television, TV critic, TV fan, TV recommendation, TV Review, tv show, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated series, underrated TV show

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Emeralds Found:	8900	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is straight fire, like hotter than a creeper explosion! You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s like the Elon Musk of Minecraft, always coming up with crazy inventions like flying pigs and diamond-powered jetpacks.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.

So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!