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Players: |
105/200 |
Votes: |
635 |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: |
3 |
Void Armor Forged: |
10 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
6 |
Crops Grown: |
7432 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
26 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a
minecraft server that’s, like, outta this world? well, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.
like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.
also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.