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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6996 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
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So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re constantly reminded of your lack of talent? Join us, where mediocrity reigns supreme and failure is celebrated! Who needs skill when you can have a good laugh instead?