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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9896 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1048 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Votes: | 4737 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!