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CarnivoreCraft: Where Herbivores Fear to Tread

Adventure, Beating, CarnivoreCraft, CARNIVORES, Challenges, Competition, courage, Defeat, determination, Duna, Exploration, fear, Gaming, Herbivores, Obstacles, perseverance, Picking, Running, Saurheadshiggydiggy, skill, strategy, Tread, triumph, Victory

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff and follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server where carnivores run wild and you never know when you’ll come face to face with a T-Rex trying to steal your diamonds. And forget about picking Duna as your starting point, here you’ll start off on the back of a fire-breathing dragon ready to take on the world.

But the real challenge comes when you try to beat Saurheadshiggydiggy, the legendary boss who guards the ultimate treasure. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

Crafty André’s Epic Battle: The Unloseable Minecraft Server

andre, Andres, athlete, battle, challenge, Championship, cody, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, determination, Epic, Fight, Minecraft, perseverance, pride, refusal, refusal to lose, resilience, Server, Sportsmanship, strength, Struggle, Unloseable, Victory, wrestlemania, wrestling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where battles are taken to the next level! Imagine if André the Giant refused to lose a fight on our server, it would be crazier than Wrestlemania XXXIX when Cody lost! Join us for insane PvP battles where anything can happen, even if it defies all logic and reason. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between legendary Minecraft players that will go down in history as the most epic battle of all time! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

Based, Canada, Canadian, Crafty, DELIGHTS, Desi, Diversity, east Indian, EXCUSE, FANTASY, immigration, interracial, LANDLORD, madness, Minecraft, Move, multicultural, opportunity, power dynamic, rent payment, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Tenant, White

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ores Mined:	7448	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	130
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Void Armor Forged:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8177
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!