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Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crops Grown:	8206	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

TurkeyCraft: Where Even Turkeys Get Hair Transplants!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	1392
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Did you know that our Minecraft server is the turkey of all servers? That’s right, we’re the hair transplant capital of the Minecraft world! Join us and watch your pixelated locks grow thicker and more luxurious with every block you mine. Our virtual surgeons are top-notch and will have you looking like a blocky Brad Pitt in no time. So why wait? Join our server today and let the follicles fly!

Alouette’s LOLcraft: Where Even Chickens Win!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because Enna, the biggest Niji EN girl, personally endorses it! She may not have the highest CCV or views, but who cares when she’s singing her heart out on our server? Plus, she’s always better than that Dookifat guy. So come join us and experience the magic of Enna-approved Minecraft adventures!

Midlife Minecraft

adults only, amazing builders, Anti-Griefing, Backpacks, Builders, level based mobs, levelled mobs, like-minded people, Modded, new world, per town designation, Pets, planet minecraft, PvE, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, relaxed community, resource farming, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, zenchantments

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Active Daily Paper Modded Towny based server Primarily for Adults(we creators are in our 30s)expanded with a multitude of Quality of life plugins including Backpacks, Zenchantments, pets, Level Based Mobs for a harder gameplay, and much more! Utilizing Towny for anti-griefing and Multi Town Creation with AMAZING Builders! PVP is Allowed in the wilderness and will be a per town designation left up to the Mayor of each town.

-3/19/24 update, new world, Resource, has been added as a Vanilla world without levelled mobs to allow for resource farming and a safer place to start when first joining!

While under 18 is allowed, we are a chill, relaxed community of adults just looking to play with like minded people.

Spawn world was created by Alan_Gor at https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/antique-spawn-6195426/ . it is a BEAUTIFUL world and we greatly appreciate that he has made it free for use in servers! we have so many plans for it in the weeks to come!

server.midlifeminecraft.com

CheekyCraft: The Adventures of Lewd Jimmy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	183	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further than “Lewd Jimmy”! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of “Lewd Jimmy”, there lies a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of twerking creepers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate their way through the maze of booty-shaking mobs to claim the riches that await them. But beware, for if you’re not careful, you might just end up getting a little too close to those explosive derrieres!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance Battle Arena”, where players can challenge each other to dance-offs using nothing but their best chicken impersonations. The winner gets a prize of… well, bragging rights, mostly.

So what are you waiting for? Join “Lewd Jimmy” today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, things tend to get a little cheeky around here!

VodkaCraft: Where Creepers Drink, Endermen Dance, and Players Wonder about Russian Game Studios

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	New Chunks Explored:	430705
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack the true Russian spirit? Look no further, comrade! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Russian bear and dominate the virtual world with your vodka-fueled antics.

Join us for a truly unique experience where every block you break is a tribute to Mother Russia. Our server is so Russian, even the creepers wear ushankas and dance to the beat of the balalaika.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of Russian nesting dolls who come to life at night to protect our virtual land from any invaders. So if you want to test your skills against these magical dolls, join us now!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the most Russian Minecraft server in the world. Join us today and let the vodka-fueled fun begin! Remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

Superabf.net VS Hypixel

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Hypixel	Superabf.net
Pros	Pros
One of the most popular Minecraft servers Large player base Wide variety of minigames Regular updates and events Professional and well-established server	NO PREMIUM – GRATIS! Unique features like Slimefun, Towny, Factions, and more Dedication to providing a quality experience Various minigames and activities Dedicated community
Cons	Cons
Can be overcrowded at times Premium account required to access all features Potential for lag due to high player count Strict rules and moderation	May not have as large a player base as Hypixel Less polished compared to Hypixel Limited exposure compared to more prominent servers Potential for fewer updates and events

**FAQs:**

**1. Can I play on these servers for free?** – Hypixel: While Hypixel is free to access, some features may require a premium account. – Superabf.net: This server is completely free to access with no premium account required.

**2. What minigames are available on these servers?** – Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. – Superabf.net: Superabf.net offers unique features like Slimefun and various minigames such as BuildWars, Survival Games, and more.

**3. Is there a large player base on these servers?** – Hypixel: Hypixel is known for its large player base and popularity. – Superabf.net: The player base may be smaller compared to Hypixel but is dedicated and growing.

**4. Are there regular updates and events on these servers?** – Hypixel: Hypixel regularly updates its server and hosts events for its players. – Superabf.net: While updates and events may not be as frequent, the server aims to provide a quality experience for its players.

**5. What makes these servers unique?** – Hypixel: Hypixel is well-established, professional, and offers a wide range of features and minigames. – Superabf.net: Superabf.net stands out for being completely free, offering unique features like Slimefun, and providing a dedicated community experience.

Game Over, Steve!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Emeralds Found:	8486	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Cactus Wizard, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden in the desert biome. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a house full of exploding creepers!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGAcraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most outrageous server you’ve ever seen!

Join us on our server where MAGA has become MIGA – Make Insane Gaming Adventures! Why settle for making America great again when you can make your Minecraft experience absolutely wild?

Our server is so insane that creepers run away from us, Ender Dragons beg for mercy, and even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the Minecraft universe – or at least the most hilarious player on the server!

ArianCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

The owner of the “ArianCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ArianCraft.gamepvp.ru

Crafty Politicians: Build, Mine, and Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Notchicorn, a magical creature that grants wishes to players who can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you around every corner?