Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

Ching, ching ching, ching ching long time, funny, horny, Long, Long Time, long time horny, Mi, mi ching, mi ching ching, mi so, mi so horny, Minecraft, smp, so, Time

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Falling into the Void:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1154

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

ZinnCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, Alliance, Community, construction, Creatures, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, FANTASY, Fortresses, HEROIC, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Magic, Majestic, Medieval, Mythical, mythical creatures, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla, wonderland

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchantments Applied:	291
Void Armor Forged:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Hypixel	ZinnCraft
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server with a wide variety of mini-games and activities	– Rich and immersive medieval world with unique challenges
– Active and competitive player base	– Encourages exploration and community building
– Constant updates and new content	– Fascinating mysteries and alliances to discover
Cons	Cons
– Can sometimes be overwhelming for new players	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
– Some mini-games may feel repetitive	– Limited range of activities compared to larger servers

**FAQ:**

**1. Which server has a larger player base?**

– **Hypixel** has a larger player base compared to **ZinnCraft** due to its reputation as the largest Minecraft server.

**2. What kind of activities can I expect from ZinnCraft?**

– **ZinnCraft** offers a rich and immersive medieval world with unique challenges, encouraging exploration, community building, and the discovery of fascinating mysteries and alliances.

**3. Does Hypixel have a wider range of mini-games?**

– Yes, **Hypixel** offers a wide variety of mini-games and activities compared to ZinnCraft, which may have a more limited range of activities.

**4. Which server is more suitable for competitive players?**

– **Hypixel** is known for its active and competitive player base, making it more suitable for players looking for competitive gameplay experiences.

HorrorCraft: Creepers, Zombies, and Jump Scares, Oh My!

Audience, Cinema, creativity, CREEPERS, Entertainment, fear, FIX, genre evolution, Ghosts, horror genre, horrorcraft, improve, innovation, jump, Monsters, movies, Scares, Scary, storytelling, Supernatural, Suspense, Terror, Thriller, zombies

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Buildings Constructed:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Tired of boring old horror games that just make you jump a little? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we take horror to a whole new level! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a zombie pigman in a tutu starts chasing you while singing show tunes. And that’s just the beginning! Our haunted mansions are filled with friendly ghosts who just want to play hide and seek, and our creepy forests are home to killer bunnies who will only attack if you forget to say “please” and “thank you”. So if you’re ready for a scare that will leave you laughing, come join us and help us fix the horror genre, one ridiculous monster at a time!

Ring-a-Ding-Ding Minecraft Madness

bell rings, Childhood, Classroom, debate, discussion, education, elementary school, Favorite, high school, madness, Memories, middle school, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, opinion, past, PRESENT, question.., RingaDingDing, School, Students, teachers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	6215	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the most “And then the bell rings..” server out there!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where every time you mine a diamond, a choir of angels sings and fireworks explode in the sky. Not to mention, every time you defeat a creeper, a parade in your honor marches through the streets of the virtual village.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most legendary players in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to our server just to bask in the glory of our epic builds. And don’t even get us started on the time Steve accidentally spawned a herd of rainbow sheep that took over the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most “And then the bell rings..” moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft!

Bear Attack Minecraft Madness

Attack, Bear, Bravery, courage, danger, fear, female empowerment, fight back, independent, madness, mauled by a bear, Minecraft, Nature, perseverance, resilience, self reliance, strength, STRONG, Survival, wild animals, Wilderness, wildlife, WOMAN

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle between a strong independent woman and a bear! Will she triumph over the furry beast or will she become its next meal? Join now to find out and maybe even lend a hand (or a pickaxe) in this wild showdown! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can witness nature’s ultimate showdowns on our server? Join now for a front-row seat to all the chaos and craziness!

MJ’s Moonwalkers Minecraft Server

#youtube, 3peat, Argument, Comment, Goat, LeBron, Lebronsexual, meme, Minecraft, MJ, MJS, moonwalkers, negative responses, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Animals Bred:	137	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of getting attacked for stating your opinions on basketball GOATs? Join our Minecraft server and escape the Lebronsexual madness! Our community is filled with fellow MJ fans who will support your argument for MJ’s greatness with memes, jokes, and epic build battles. Plus, rumor has it that MJ himself plays on our server under the username “AirJordan23”. So come join us and dunk on the haters in more ways than one!

Epi-fail Pirate Adventure – Sinking Ships and Surprising Roleplay Towny

1700s, advanced fishing system, Adventure, armor, bedrock, Cannons, custom weapons, Discord, Earth Map, Economy, Epifail, Fishing, Geopolitical, Live Map, Map, Naval, Other, Pirate, player-built ships, PORT, Roleplay, sea monsters, Ships, Sinking, Surprising, Towny, Trailer, Treasures, Wars, Warships

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1498
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Epirate

Epirate is a geopolitical towny server set in the 1700s with custom weapons and Armor, fully functional warships, Cannons. Create your own town and nation, fight in wars, capture naval regions and more!

Features
Earth Map + Live Map
Custom Weapons and Armor
Sea Monsters
Player-built ships!
Treasures
Wars and naval regions
Economy
Advanced Fishing system

Discord – https://discord.gg/auG8XfWmj9

Trailer – https://youtu.be/ozYxswOib-I?si=Q7y3SwkREAVmm1N8

Map – https://map.epiratemc.com/

SERVER DETAILS

IP: play.epiratemc.com

Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132 Version – 1.20.x

IMPORTANT – Epirate has released 3 days ago!

Avaland VS Hypixel

Adventure, breath of fresh air, Community, creative challenges, Diverse Community, Dynamic Gameplay, exciting modes, fresh experiences, Growing Community, innovative mechanics., innovative server, interactive community, New Adventures, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, thrilling adventures, unforgettable experiences, unique challenges, vibrant and innovative, Vibrant Community, vibrant-server, wide range of modes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Hypixel vs Avaland

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers	Can be overcrowded and laggy at times
Offers a wide variety of game modes and activities	Some features may be locked behind paywalls
Frequent updates and events	Community may not be as close-knit

Avaland

Pros	Cons
Offers unique and innovative game modes	Smaller community compared to Hypixel
Community-focused with a closer-knit player base	May have fewer game modes and activities
Regularly introduces new mechanics and features	May not have as many players online at all times

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out? Hypixel is known for being one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers, offering a wide variety of game modes and activities, frequent updates and events.

What makes Avaland unique? Avaland stands out for its innovative game modes, community-focused approach with a close-knit player base, and regular introduction of new mechanics and features.

Which server is better for players looking for a large community? Hypixel would be more suitable for players looking for a large and bustling community, while Avaland is better for those seeking a smaller but more intimate player base.

Blocky Bants – Minecraft Madness #5344

4koma, Account XP, assault, Banners, Bants, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, guides, Hards, LIMITED, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, shorts, Side Content, Welfare

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers have been known to breakdance instead of exploding. You’ll never know what to expect!

2. Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and ends up in the End dimension. It’s a wild ride, literally!

3. We have a secret underground base where villagers throw epic parties every night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their dance moves.

4. The Ender Dragon on our server is actually a stand-up comedian. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might forget to defeat it!

5. Our server events include sheep racing, pig jousting, and chicken karaoke. It’s a true spectacle that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be ready for the unexpected and the downright ridiculous!

Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

airheaded, ANNOYING, Bitch, brainless, Clueless, dense, dumb, exasperating, Foolish, frustrating, ignorant, infuriating, IRRITATING, maddening, Minecraft, Nonsensical, obtuse, SENSELESS, Server, stupid, thick-headed, Unintelligent, vexing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Animals Bred:	113	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

☕ Just another Java Survival Server, but with a fancy af coffee theme because why not lol

admins, Basic, coffee, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, Essentials, Fancy, Griefprevention, Handmade, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, lol, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Theme, Unique

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2493	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address	mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

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