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CraftyShit Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday cake, Birthday Party, Cake, celebration, countdown, CraftyShit, dad, EAS alarm, emergency alert, family, family time, Happy Birthday, mfw, Minecraft, Missiles, nuclear war, Presents, Server, Surprise, TV, video game, video game gift

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	56
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

>be me >decide to log onto this Minecraft server for some birthday fun >join the server and immediately get a message saying “Happy Birthday! Prepare for a wild ride!” >start playing and suddenly the ground starts shaking >a giant cake appears in front of me with a sign that says “Blow out the candles to save the server!” >I blow out the candles and the cake explodes into a million fireworks >suddenly, a portal opens up and I’m sucked into a world where everything is made of cake >I have to fight off evil cake monsters and navigate through frosting rivers to find my way back to the real world >after hours of intense gameplay, I finally make it back to the server >everyone is cheering and congratulating me for saving the server with my birthday wish >10/10 would celebrate my birthday on this server again

CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

10 years ago, 7-1, anniversary, anniversary meme, Brazil, CraftyMFW, disbelief, EMBARRASSMENT, football, funny, meme, mfw, Minecraft, O HECK NO, reaction, Server, shock, Soccer, social media, sports, Upset, viral, World Cup

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4867	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	8962
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	278
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

HavocCraft Minecraft Server

divine punishment, entry into heaven, HavocCraft, Heaven, Hell, Incels, judgment, Marriage, mfw, Minecraft, moral standards., morality, premarital sex, purity, relationships, religious beliefs, religious views, salvation, Server, sex havers, sexual activity, Sin, Sinners

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your lack of sex-having skills? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all the incels are automatically granted entry into heaven because we didn’t sin like those filthy sex-havers! Build your own paradise where the only sin is not having enough diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ore in the game can only be found by those who have never touched a boob. So what are you waiting for? Join now and secure your spot in Minecraft heaven!

Blocky Banter: When Minecraft Memes and Gaming Fails Collide!

banter, blocky, called it, Clever, collide, Entertainment, facial expression, Fails, Flop, funny, game flopped, Gaming, humor, internet, meme, memes, mfw, Minecraft, prediction, reaction, reddit, sarcasm, Smart, social media, viral, Witty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Wolfpack Hoops & Blocks: Where Wolves Dominate the Court and the Minecraft World!

#WolfPack, athletes, Basketball, blocks, celebration, Championship, cheering, Competition, Court, DOMINATE, Ecstatic, elation, emotions, Fans, Game, hoops, mfw, Minecraft, OWL, Proud, sports, TEAM, triumph, Victory, WIN, Wolves, world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wolves never win the basketb owl? Well, look no further because on our server, the wolves are the reigning champions of the basketb owl! Join now to witness the most epic sports showdown in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Get ready to boogie down with these explosive party animals and show off your best dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. Will you be brave enough to outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this unpredictable world!

Bottoms Up Craft

Bottoms, Craft, crypto trading, cryptocurrency, emotions, financial decisions, FOMO, hindsight, hindsight bias, impulse, investing, lesson learned, market timing, meme, mfw, panic selling, regret, SELLING, solded the bottom, stock market, Trading, trading mistakes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Farms Harvested:	854	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where players have to sell the bottom of their pickaxes to a mysterious NPC in exchange for rare loot! Who needs a bottom of a pickaxe anyway, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at another chicken with a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just wants to let loose and have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe-selling champion or Chicken Jousting master!

CraftyMemes – Where webms of synthetic creepers are always welcome!

banned content, black dildo, Censorship, controversy, CraftyMemes, CREEPERS, deepthroating, explicit content, funny, humor, internet culture, jannies, man, meme, mfw, NSFW, Online Community, social media, Synthetic, viral, wanking, webm, webms

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t post hilarious webms of synthetic men doing questionable things? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with deepthroating black dildos and jannies who just can’t handle the madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously

#gamer, battle, blocky, competitive, competitive play, Competitive Scene, esports, follows, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet culture, meme, Meta, meta analysis, meta gaming, mfw, online gaming, reaction, Royale.., steve, strategy, TAKES, trends

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the “competitive” meta like a sheep? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, dragons that can do the floss dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where all the mobs bust a move to the latest tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a boring meta follower, be a trendsetter in our wacky and wild world. See you there, adventurer! 😜

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

banned, Community, computer games, Crafty, Epic, Fails, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, Join, linux, Linux users, lol, lolz, mfw, multiplayer, Noobs, not a good day, online ban, online friends, online gaming, Playing, poppybros, restrictions, Technology, virtual world, Wins

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

Adventure, attempts, autism, Autismo, autistic, confused faces, Crafty, faces, hurt, Land, literal responses, lonesome nature, lowest totem of society, McDerps, mfw, normies, power, Responses, retard strength, seethe, slick words, society, strength, Words

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Crops Grown:	2597
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	79
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!

Hezbollah Havoc: Beirut Boom & Israel Strike

airstrikes, Beirut, boom, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, strike, targeted strike, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchantments Applied:	197	Animals Bred:	165

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and destruction that even Israel is getting involved! we got rockets flying everywhere and targeted strikes in Beirut, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem in minecraft! #minecraftwarzone #jointhefun #israelvshezbollah

Crafty COVID Chronicles

Chronicles, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Crafty, Failure, Healthcare, long covid, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, mRNA products, mRNA vaccines, pandemic, physician-confirmed, post-viral syndrome, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2, study, vaccine efficacy, viral infection

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Beacon SMP

all ages, BUILD, Chill, Community, Crafting, Currency, Economy, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, pixel art, Plugins, Shops, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to BeaconSMP! Come hang out on our chill all-ages server for all the cool crafters out there who just want a nice place to build something awesome, befriend a cat, buy/sell and become a millionaire, or just make some funny pixel art! BeaconSMP boasts:

-Semi-vanilla gameplay (with just a few quality of life plugins, and and auto chat mod)-Anti-greifing plugins that lets you claim as many chunks as you need to build your awesome stuff-Fun community and a place where everyone is welcome-No pay to win, we use gold as the main currency-Shops/economy setup!

So have some fun and hang out with us!

beaconsmp.com:25610

Avenian Network

Avenian Network, blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Items, Enchantments, Factions, gameplay, Land Claim, Machines, MCMMO, Minecraft, Paid ranks, Protections, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Star Shards Collected:	300
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Votes:	7403

Every paid rank can be earned for free by playing the server. Custom items, blocks, machines, enchantments, and gameplay. Land claim and protections as well as crossplay with other servers.

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AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

+18, AlexandriaSMP, bedrock, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, Creative, creeper, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, hugs, immersive foliage, INGAME, java, Join, Land Claims, landscape, Mandatory, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, pvp tournaments, Server, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust System, VOICE, voice chat, Voting, world generation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	445745	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Gawr Gura’s Sharky Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, Anime, Collectibles, Figure, Gaming, Gawr, Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, GGG, Guras, hololive, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, sharky, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we explore the depths of Minecraft like never before. Our community is filled with the most ridiculous and fun-loving players you’ll ever meet, making every moment on our server an absolute blast.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube channel, where you can watch our fearless leader Gawr Gura take on all sorts of wild challenges in the world of Minecraft. And don’t forget to check out our TikTok for some seriously silly shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Who’s That Girl Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Anybody, community assistance, familiar face., familiar stranger, find the truth, forgotten face, girl, help needed, her.., Identification, lost connection, memory jog, Minecraft, missing person, mystery woman, recognise, remember, search for identity, smp, stranger, uncovering the past, unknown person, Whos

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3251
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a clown convention, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Watch as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans that go down in our Discord server – it’s like a never-ending comedy show, I swear.

But the real reason you should join? We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. And if you can find it, it’s all yours. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

NightlyClean Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, clean office setting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, controlling spouse, dirty articles of clothing, Disgusting, hygiene habits, marital disputes, Minecraft, morning routine, NightlyClean, nighttime routine, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship conflict, Server, shower at night, shower in the morning, spousal expectations, Unattractive, Wife demands

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3031
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

AnimalLoverMC SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crops Grown:	7567	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9925	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Do you love animals more than diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground zoo where you can tame and ride all sorts of crazy creatures like flying pigs and explosive chickens! Join us and show off your animal whispering skills to become the ultimate zookeeper of the server!