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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7049 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9939 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 2617 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).
🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!
🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉