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Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama through the streets of a pixelated Mexico City, where the only danger is getting hit by a falling block of queso fresco.
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So come on down to our server and say adios to your real-life problems, because in Minecraft Mexico, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is too much fun! ¡Viva la Minecraft Mexico!