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Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

MineCraftMyths

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4692
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	270	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2184
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	51	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!