Blocky Border Brawl 2024

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🎮 Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! 🎮

Ever dream of mining blocks in a world where President Trump is plotting to annex Canada, Mexico, AND Greenland? Well, buckle up because this server is packed with more outrageousness than a pig on a unicycle!

Why join us? Here are just a few wild reasons:

Canada’s Maple Squrriel Capitals: Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the legendary Maple Squrriel Fortress, where you can negotiate peace treaties with capitalist beavers and download recipes for the world’s best syrup – made from blocky sap, of course!
Mexico’s Spicy PVP Fiesta: Join the epic Taco Terror war games! Defend your base against marauding llamas who think they can steal your precious enchilada resources. You may even find ancient tacos that grant you the power of unlimited spicy guacamole!
Greenland’s Ice Monster Showdowns: Did you know Greenland is actually the headquarters for the Ice Monster Council? Team up with penguins in diamond armor to take down rogue ice golems that are planning to melt and flood your creations.
Presidential Building Battles: Every week, help build a replica of an outlandish presidential retreat where everything is made out of cake! Make sure to bring your finest enchanted frosting swords for epic cake-fights.
International Relations in the Nether: Ever wanted to negotiate peace using only pork chops and enchanted potions? Our Nether portal takes you straight to the realm where they’re holding the most ridiculous peace talks between endermen and mooshrooms. Spoiler alert: it’s chaos!
Bizarre Trade or Die: Trade rare ores for votes! That’s right, every block you mine will earn you “Political Points” for a chance to push outrageous server policies, like making it illegal to move without crafting roller skates!
A Creeper’s World Domination: Help defend against an uprising of sentient Creepers who just want to threaten aggressive negotiations. Only with your help can they learn the art of diplomacy (and the consequences of exploding at allies)!

So gear up for the absolute zaniest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join us now, before the llamas take over and you miss out on your chance to become a legendary builder of outrageous myths! ⚔️🍕🏰

BlockyTariffTangoMC!

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The Great Border Wall of Blocks: A Tariff Tango in Minecraft!

Welcome, weary traveler, to a server where the surreal dances with absurdity, and the landscape breathes chaos! Here lies The Great Border Wall of Blocks, a land charged with electrifying tariffs between pixels.

Is Trump secretly building a wall made of blocky ties and taxes? Dive in and find out! What if the blocks beneath your feet are all made up of mysterious international trade agreements? Who needs realism when you can mine tariff diamonds?

🪓 Server Features: A Bizarre Reality Awaits!

Feature	Description
Tariff Towers	Colossal structures made entirely of tariffs! Harvest trade blocks that change with each new patch. Watch out for the sneaky Canadian beavers covertly assembling their plans.
Crafting Conspiracies	Internet whispers say that every block you mine brings you closer to uncovering the Secret Council of Bi-National Negotiators hidden beneath your pixelated world!
Economy of Chaos	Enter a land where resources fluctuate based on the latest tweets. Get rich by hoarding block currencies before they drop like a hammer in an election year!

Remember! Every brick tells a story of questionable policy and high-stakes negotiations.

"I tried to build my own tariff-free zone, but I ended up in a red cube prison." — Ancient Prime Minister Steve

📜 Legends of the Server: Tales from the Block Side

The Legend of the Failed Trade Agreement: Once, a player tried to create a minecart trading route between Mexico and Canada. A mysterious glitch turned it into an unending pit of lava. Was it sabotage or divine intervention?
The Bizarre Battle of Wheat and Hops: Players reportedly fought over premium wheat production, weaving cabbage into a tapestry of insurrection. Those who dared to brew the elusive Tariff Ale were mysteriously struck by lightning.

🤔 Frequently Asked Questions (that answer everything and nothing)

Q: What kind of tariffs exist on this server? A: Colors change with your allegiances; black is for despair, red for economics!
Q: Can I escape the chaos? A: Some have tried with elaborate minecart systems. Few have returned with their sanity.
Q: Is there really a wall? A: Yes. It’s made of blocks, dreams, and shattered promises.

⚠️ Beware of the Blocky Cult!

Rumors abound that players who venture too far into the Nether Chamber of Federal Overreach vanish—only to return bearing the gift of unsettling knowledge. Their eyes gleam with the light of too many conspiracy theories. Join at your own risk!

📢 You are Invited! (But also warned)

What lies beneath the Great Border Wall? Join us, and perhaps you’ll discover that every cube you mine is a step closer to unearthing the truth of the pixelated economy—or you might just find yourself lost in a web of trade deals that never were. After all, in a world where tariffs terraform lands, what is reality but one massive block party?

Dare to join, and potentially uncover truths best left buried! Welcome to The Great Border Wall of Blocks, where reality doesn’t just bend—it fractures!

AgricraftRetaliationMex

AgricraftRetaliationMex, agricultural exports, agricultural industry, economic impact, Economy, export markets, global trade, import tariffs, international relations, Mexican economy, mexico, Mexico-US relations, NAFTA, political tensions, retaliatory tariffs, Tariffs, trade disputes, trade policies, trade war, Trump administration, U.S. agriculture

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.

if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.

so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

GulfCraftMexiLolz

border issues, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Gulf of America, GulfCraftMexiLolz, international relations, Latin America, mexico, mexico city, Mexico-US relations, North America, Politics, President Sheinbaum, sarcastic response, social media, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even Mexico’s President Sheinbaum is offering sarcastic responses to Trump’s crazy ‘Gulf of America’ comment. like, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even world leaders are getting in on the action. join this server for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so awesome even politicians can’t stay away. come on, you know you wanna be part of this madness. let’s show Trump what a real gulf of awesomeness looks like!

TacoCraft: Judge Judy Edition

checks and balances, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in danger, democratic institutions, Edition, Government, international relations, judge, judicial independence, judicial reform, Judy, justice system, Legal System, Mexican politics, mexico, Mexico-US relations, political reform, Politics, Risk, Rule of Law, separation of powers, TacoCraft, US Ambassador

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna get all political and stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we debate mexico’s planned judicial reform and its impact on democracy while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. our us ambassador will be there dropping some major knowledge bombs and maybe even throwing in some diamond armor for good measure. join us for a server experience like no other, where democracy and minecraft collide in the most epic way possible. u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

IlluMiner

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Illumine your day by joining our server! Find friends, Fight enemies… Build your empire! Survival Cracked Minecraft 1.15.1 version

ill.apexmc.co

Chrono-smp

Multiplayer Survival, smp

Chronos SMP is a custom made SMP by hetekiwi By voting you get 100 coins in game with which you can buy food or something else

mvg Hetekiwi

45.128.157.125:25584

RitzMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to RitzMC

We hope you enjoy our server and will become loyal players! This is a new survival server with frequent updates to make your time with us more fun!

Server is now public sojoin our discord to be know latest updates and talk to fellow server members! https://discord.gg/DQsVnx2

Plugins- -Mcmmo -Grief Prevention -Crates -Menus -ShopGUI And much more to be added!!!

play.ritzmc.com

Insane Survival

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

this server is one that aims to let you have fun without all that confusing hud stuff just good old Minecraft.. well not just Minecraft we also have Skyblock and mini-games on the server too

so check us out if you want to have fun

this server is running on spigot for the rules please go to our website: https://insane-servers.co.uk/

play.inserver.co.uk

Cheesecakeuniverse

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Cheesecake Universe, where the world of Minecraft and the love for desert cheesecake collide! Join our friendly community and embark on a delightful journey unlike any other.

At Cheesecake Universe, we aim to create a warm and welcoming environment for players of all backgrounds. Immerse yourself in a simple and vanilla experience that captures the essence of Minecraft’s charm, all while indulging in your passion for cheesecake.

Our server offers a range of features designed to enhance your gameplay while maintaining a true vanilla experience. Explore our vast world, collaborate with fellow players, and protect your creations using our reliable grief protection system.

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a curious adventurer, Cheesecake Universe provides a space for you to unleash your creativity and discover new horizons. With a dedicated and passionate community, you’ll forge lasting friendships and embark on epic adventures together.

Join us now at play.cheesecakeuniverse.online and become a part of our vibrant community. Indulge in the joy of Minecraft, satisfy your cravings for cheesecake, and let the adventure begin!

Are you ready to take a slice of the Cheesecake Universe? Connect with us today at play.cheesecakeuniverse.online and let your journey unfold!

play.cheesecakeuniverse.online

MCWildWest

Economy, PvP, Survival

MC Wild West Server with Guns plugin! Join and battle for victory with drug production and pvp battles

tumbleweedmc.com

Retromix Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Retromix Network is in the race for new gamemodes! Designed to be for the fun of everyone! Always updating, and staff are always on!

Featuring: – Nations – Wasteland – Minigames – KitPvP

Staff is friendly, and competitions are common! Roll on in and stay early for free Bronze Tier!

play.retromix.net:27070

Fenixkingdom

Active, Adventure, Big Map, Custom Biomes, Custom Map, Custom Plugins, Network, PvP, Roleplay, Youtubers

| FenixKingdom

Yep, you saw it right! There we are! The kingdom server for you!FenixKingdom is a new upcoming server with the main goal of “Continuing Kingdom 1 Roleplay”!

Our server is completely dedicated to our community.This means that we are continuously improving the playing experience and adding player ideas!We play on a CUSTOM kingdom 1 map, this way we ensure that there are no unfair advantages.

For more information you can always join our discord via the link below!

Version | 1.19.1-1.19.4Server IP | play.fenixnetwerk.nlYoutube | https://www.youtube.com/@FenixKingdom

Yours sincerely,Team FenixKingdom

play.fenixnetwerk.nl

SORBMC Hub

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Looking for something new? Are you a fan of simple survival servers? Check out SORB!

Check us out on our Website and join our Discord!

IP: hub.sorbmc.com (:25565)

Feel free to join us with any Java client from 1.12 to 1.18.1. Our survival server has recently been wiped & updated to 1.18.1!

hub.sorbmc.com

Chickywicky

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Chickywicky is a small semi vanilla community server. We mainly use English to communicate but the people who play are from all around, It’s fairly simple we’re just here to play minecraft and have fun while at it.

What makes us a bit special is our more flat hierarchy, If you want something changed you can earn the voter rank (mostly by playing and proving that you are actually interested in how the server is ran) and you can submit a vote to change some factor of the server, be it a gamerule, a plugin, or who’s opped. This submitted vote then requires 2/3rds of the voters to agree on it to pass. Find out more about this by joining the discord

In-Game Rules: #1 No griefing #2 No hacking #3 Use common sense #4 Don’t bully

88.150.171.65