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USA News Minecraft Server

browser, news updates, region change, local news, google news

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

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TacoCraft2021

political scandal, mexico city, Sheinbaum, political news, emergency response

So, like, imagine this, right? The Mexican president-elect is, like, cruising in his motorcade, all fancy and stuff, and then BAM! Accident happens, but get this, Sheinbaum is totally fine! Like, she’s just chillin’ there, probably playing Minecraft or something, because that’s what cool people do, right?

Anyway, speaking of Minecraft, have you heard about this server? It’s, like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds! It’s bonkers, man!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out and throws the wildest parties. Like, you wouldn’t believe the stuff that goes down there. It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons instead of people.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and some epic adventures, come join our server! You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Sheinbaum herself, just chilling and playing some Minecraft after a crazy motorcade accident. Life is wild, man. Life is wild.

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ChronicCraft: Bird Flu Free!

mortality, respiratory illness, bird flu, Prevention, flu

come join our epic minecraft server where we cured bird flu with just a touch of chronic disease! the health ministry in mexico couldn’t believe it when our player got sick but then miraculously healed themselves by eating a diamond apple. now everyone is flocking to our server to experience the magic for themselves. join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling both disease and mobs at the same time. who needs vaccines when you have minecraft? come play with us and see if you can outsmart the virus with a little bit of insanity and a whole lot of fun.

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Eternal Sorrow 1.21.1

internet culture, Disturbing, Shocking.., Canada, Archive

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a virtual circus on steroids, man. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace fit for a king. So come on down and let’s build some wild and wacky creations together! Just don’t bring any real-life drama like that tripfag guy, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures here. Let’s goooooo!

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BridesmaidDressDrama Minecraft Server

skin, body shape, flower sleeves, Plus-sized, spaghetti straps

Are you tired of boring bridesmaid dress drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure instead! Our server is filled with pixelated fun and crazy builds that will make you forget all about wedding dress dilemmas.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about fitting into a dress that doesn’t suit your body shape. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any bridesmaid drama – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion!

So ditch the group chat and join our Minecraft server for a wedding-free zone where you can be yourself and have a blast. Who needs bridesmaid dresses when you can have diamond armor instead? Join now and let the crafting begin!

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ShowerQuestMC

shower, self-care, showering habits, Hints, discomfort

Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as fresh as a field of daisies? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee that all players must shower at least once a day before logging in! Say goodbye to stinky players ruining your gaming experience.

Join us and experience a world where cleanliness is next to godliness. No more worrying about that one player who hasn’t showered in a week, making you question your life choices. Our server is a breath of fresh air in the gaming community, quite literally.

Don’t let your relationships suffer like the poor soul in this story. Join our server and never have to deal with the stench of unwashed players again. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a shower buddy to team up with in-game!

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VillainVetoed Minecraft SMP

internal struggle, Minecraft, redemption arc, Empathy, VillainVetoed

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, imagine a world where all the Minecraft mobs are actually just misunderstood and they just need a friend to show them the way. It’s like a Disney movie but with creepers and skeletons, lol.

So, like, there’s this one player on the server who was like, totally gonna be a villain but then they saw a baby zombie and were like “aww, he just needs a hug” and now they’re besties. And then there’s this other player who was gonna be evil but then they found a puppy and now they’re like, the dog whisperer of the server.

And like, the whole server is just a big happy family of misfit mobs and players who are all just trying to survive and have a good time. Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and epic build battles and random events that make no sense but are super fun.

So, like, come join us and be part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP everrrr. You won’t regret it, I promise. Just watch out for the friendly Enderman who likes to steal your blocks and replace them with flowers, lol.

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HotMinecraftPlayer69

self-acceptance, beauty, self-care, self worth, physical attractiveness

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be so hot that even the lava blocks will be jealous of your fiery presence! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to be your BFF. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself handcrafted every block on our server while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. So if you want to be the hottest player in all of Minecraft, join us now and start slaying mobs with your sheer awesomeness!

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TransAthleteMC Server

policy, sports, equality, US, HUMAN RIGHTS

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be super politically incorrect? well, this server is the place for u! we got trans athletes getting banned left and right based on their sex markers, like wut even is that? it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us if u wanna be part of the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, who doesn’t wanna risk a permanent visa ban just for playing minecraft? come on, u know u wanna!

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CraftyUkrainianEcon

US aid, financial assistance, geopolitical strategy, FOREIGN AID, international aid

LOLZ OKAY SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF BLOCKY FUN. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CREEPER WHO COULD DO THE MACARENA. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. NOW IMAGINE ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE ON THIS SERVER. WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND SHEEP DOIN’ BACKFLIPS. PLUS, THE ECONOMIC VALUE OF US AID TO UKRAINE IS TWICE LOWER THAN OFFICIAL ESTIMATES. YEAH, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EITHER, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY. SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF BLOCK-BUILDING MADNESS. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

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