if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot rainbows out of your hands and turn dirt into diamonds. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn gets its wings. how cool is that?
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.
so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, Trudeau says Canada will not back down, but we say come join the fun!
imagine this, right? you spawn in and suddenly you’re in mexico. but not like, regular mexico. it’s like, a minecraft version of mexico. and the president is there, and he’s like “hey, we gotta find new trade partners cuz the US is being a total buzzkill with their tariffs, man.”
so you gotta help mexico find new trade partners by like, building crazy cool structures and trading with other players. but watch out, cuz there’s like, zombie tariffs or something that try to stop you. it’s wild, man.
join this server for a totally rad time and help mexico out of this trade pickle, bro. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear.
Welcome, brave adventurers, to a realm torn asunder by warring factions of cubic diplomacy! Usher yourself into the Tariff Terror Terrain, where the walls of trade topple like a stack of poorly placed blocks and the stakes are as absurd as a pig wearing a crown.
Whispers echo through the pixelated valleys: Mexico will retaliate! But what does that even mean in the grand scheme of things when tariffs are just the tips of the iceberg floating in a sea of chaos? What’s a blocky citizen to do when each cubic currency crashes with the weight of political tension? Here, we don’t just build; we defy reality! Each block you place could be a statement, a rebellion—or the beginning of your descent into madness!
Dive into features so baffling, they threaten the fabric of your very existence!
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| Trade Wars Arena | Unleash your inner economist in an arena where creepers explode into tariffs! |
| Blockade of Borders | Build walls to keep out unaffiliated players—but beware, they’re building too! |
| The Bargain Basement | Regularly fluctuating prices for blocks that depend on who you know (hint: it’s the chicken overlord). |
| Faction Farmer’s Market | Trade melons and glitches in a market where economics is merely a suggestion. |
| Tariffs of Uncertainty | Experience the thrill of trade penalties as they cause chaos in your inventory management—good luck crafting a compass for guidance! |
Q: Is this server political? A: Political? More like an existential crisis with a side of baked potatoes!
Q: Can I make allies? A: Allies? Maybe. Enemies? Absolutely! But do you really need friends when you can mine for solitude?
Q: Are we living in a simulation? A: Here? Absolutely! And the code is riddled with bugs that look like politicians!
It is said that deep below the obsidian plains lies a treasure chest filled with the remains of failed trade agreements—curse any who dare take it! Those who try are never seen again, unless they become powered-up zombies roaming the realm.
“I once traded a golden apple for a stack of iron blocks—now I am hunted by the Tariff Titans.” – Anonymous “They said this place was chaotic but turned out to be a market simulator for doom!” – PeasantFarm99
Gather your swords and shields; join us in a world where logic is a mere suggestion and diplomacy is a dance with the devil. Fight, craft, and trade as everything crumbles around you—because sometimes, chaos is the only option!
Join us today—or else! (Or else what? We don’t know! That’s the beauty of chaos!)
you gotta join this server because, like, there’s a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, the most epic treasure hunt ever, bro. and, like, if you find the hidden golden apple, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical unicorn that lives in the enchanted forest.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant lava pit where you can ride on flaming minecarts and battle against zombie pigmen in a fiery showdown? it’s, like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
FABELIZED NETWORK
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We are a Minecraft Community that has been active for over 2 years! We have played many packs along with our own pack created by the Staff Team. We are currently running Crackpack 3.0 found on the Twitch Launcher
We boast a friendly staff team, a friendly community discord, and simple way to play along with a NO GRIEF server, we are simply here to play and have fun with our communities! Come and join us!
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This server network is completely classic and provides an old school feel to your favorite gamemodes while remaining non op.
This server is completely anti-p2w which means we provide our donators with NO advantages or special features that would let them get ahead.
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IP: HistoricMC.com
Version: 1.19.4 – 1.20
💡 Gameplay Highlights:
🎮 Fair gameplay – Our server allows gives all players a fair chance to succeed
👥 Friendly & Active Community – Forge new friendships and epic collaborations
🔧 Anti-Cheat – Don’t worry about hackers while playing on the server
🛠️ Dedicated 24/7 Support – Our team ensures your smooth gameplay
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⤹ Welcome to Fabelized Minecraft! 1.20✧ Looking for actives & partnerships!✩ Survival , Creative , More gamemodes to come!➳ New server!! Free to play♡ Boost us and help us build our server (:
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GreatMines is a PVP/Factions server. We have an established community of regulars and active moderators and are always looking to grow. Invite your friends and help us make this an experience people won’t wanna miss out on!
~Follow the rules or be banned~
Respect staff and other members No spam or excessive use of caps No staff hunters No hacks No racist, sexist, or derogatory remarks
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Welcome to DemonCraft! This server is survival and lots of ranks needed; Builder Needed! Moderator Needed! Admin Needed, and Donations needed! We need help otherwise the Server Will Be shut Down!!!
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Our network offers a variety of game modes for an unforgettable gaming experience. On the OneBlock server you can experience the latest game version and be enchanted by our custom generators. Our Custom Enchants offer excitement, and in the shop you will find everything you need to improve your skills. Earn in-game ranks for exclusive vote rewards or unlock /Fly with in-game currency or as a vote reward.
The CityBuild server offers plot and farming worlds in Overworld, Nether and End. Our compact GUI improves your gaming experience without the hassle of typing commands. Perks, jobs and the improved Ender Chest expand your options, and the clan system enables shared adventures. Expand plots and homes with in-game money and collect exclusive voting rewards.
The new Survival Server is a challenge for survivalists with building and farming worlds. Individually created food and plants make survival more interesting, but stronger monsters lurk in the farm worlds. Only the strongest and smartest will survive.
The ToxicIsland server offers a challenging survival world with dangers. The improved sleep system and a chat system for communication across the network are present.
Various game modes await you on the Minigames server, from Paintball to TNT Run, for fun with other players.
Follow every progress on our website new-heights.eu via the roadmap. An organized wiki is available for questions and problems.
Experience an unforgettable gaming experience on our network – we look forward to welcoming you to our servers!
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