No thanks, Minecraft SMP

border wall, Government, central america, immigration, smp

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are constantly building ridiculous structures and pulling off insane pranks.

But the real reason you should join is because we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Mexico! Why, you ask? Because we don’t want any non-Mexican players on our server, of course! So we built a bridge over Mexico to send them all to the USA. Maybe it was Mexico that wanted a wall on its southern border this whole time. Who knows?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some unexpected international diplomacy. Just watch out for creepers disguised as politicians! 😉🌵🇲🇽 #MinecraftMadness

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TacoTownMC Assassins

News, murder, Mexican, Loss, Justice

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor is always getting assassinated but respawns like a boss every time. we got crazy pvp battles, epic quests, and a taco stand on every corner. join now and see if you can survive longer than the mayor!

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ClassyCraftyRevenge

Vietnamese, racism, suspension, Chinese, Conflict Resolution

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

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TacoTownMassacre

Tragedy, Murdered, leadership, TacoTownMassacre, Mayor

so, like, this server is so lit that even mexican mayors are joining and getting murdered for it. like, this mayor started his job and boom, gone. but don’t worry, on this server you can respawn as many times as you want. maybe the mayor just wanted to keep respawning and playing on this epic server. join now for a killer time (literally)!

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Join Ziggers SMP – Where Mexican and American cultures collide in a chaotic yet flavorful 13+ semi-vanilla semi-anarchy server!

Geysermc, Complaints, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, Players

Ziggers SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Ziggers SMP Minecraft Server!

Overview:

Ever wanted to play in a server that looks, feels, and behaves just like a regular Minecraft world, but with many people? Ziggers SMP offers a vanilla survival experience with constant real-time updates, where you can play with new and seasoned players alike.

Features:

Fully Vanilla	No complex Faction systems, unfair shops, or ranks. Just pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay.
Crossplay	Play with Java and Bedrock players together with GeyserMC integration.
Friendly Moderator	Self-hosted server with a friendly moderator always available to address concerns and suggestions.

IP Addresses:

Bedrock	custom-pit.gl.at.ply.gg:30511
Java	welcome-platforms.gl.joinmc.link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server from any location?

A: Yes, the server is open to players from anywhere.

Q: Are there any special plugins or mods on Ziggers SMP?

A: No, the server is fully vanilla with no additional plugins or mods.

Q: How do I report an issue or suggest something to the moderator?

A: You can drop your complaints or suggestions directly to the friendly moderator in-game.

Q: Does Ziggers SMP support both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, with GeyserMC integration, players from both editions can play together on the server.

SenoritaSheinbaum’s Minecraft Server

gender equality, Minecraft, Politics, feminism, progress

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be the president of mexico, claudia sheinbaum! she is all about girl power and she will lead you to victory in the virtual world of blocks and creepers.

build your own taco stand and sell delicious virtual tacos to all the players on the server. but watch out for the evil cartel who wants to steal your secret recipe for the best tacos in the world!

team up with other players to fight off the zombie horde that is threatening to take over the server. claudia sheinbaum will lead the charge with her trusty diamond sword and her army of feminist warriors.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness of being the president of mexico in the world of minecraft. it’s time for women to rule the virtual world!

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Mexi Bros Minecraft Server

health, solidarity, Safety, you alright, Uh..

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with taco-loving zombies, sombrero-wearing creepers, and piñata parties every hour on the hour!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground taco dungeon where you can battle it out with other players for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of guacamole!

So what are you waiting for, amigo? Join our server now and prepare for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! Andale, andale!

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TequilaTasteMinecraftSMP

TequilaTasteMinecraftSMP, Mexican, salt, Cocktail, lime

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what tequila tastes like… in Minecraft! Our server is filled with hidden tequila barrels scattered throughout the world, waiting for you to discover their magical powers. Legend has it that drinking tequila in our world will give your character superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a majestic llama. So come join us and embark on a wild tequila-fueled adventure like no other! But be warned, too much tequila may cause your character to start dancing uncontrollably or speaking in a Spanish accent. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

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EthnicityCraft: NoFetishizingAllowed

fetishization, Identity, Cultural awareness, ethnicity, Diversity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your ethnicity, we just care about how many diamonds you can mine! Join us and escape the weirdos like Jaden who are obsessed with your race. On our server, we don’t care if you’re half Mexican, half Japanese, or half Enderman – as long as you’re here to have a good time and build some epic structures!

Say goodbye to creepy comments about your “Hispanic girl ass” and hello to a community of players who just want to craft, explore, and maybe ride a llama or two. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the only thing we’re obsessed with is building the best pixelated world possible. See you there!

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TacoCraft Minecraft Server

impunity, Minecraft, violence, Reporting, Server

yo, so like, we got this lit minecraft server where u can escape from all the craziness of the real world, like even crazier than a mexican journalist getting shot while under police protection, like wut even is that?! come join us and build ur own virtual paradise away from all the drama, plus we got diamond armor giveaways every hour cuz why not, amirite?! so come on and join us for a wild ride, u won’t regret it!

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