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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8063 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1705 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!
