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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3400	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

TacoCraft2021

emergency response, Fine, government officials, Mexican president, mexico city, Mexico news, motorcade accident, political controversy, political leaders, political news, political scandal, presidential convoy, presidential inauguration, Public Safety, road safety, security breach, Sheinbaum, TacoCraft2021, traffic collision, traffic incident, transportation mishap

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? The Mexican president-elect is, like, cruising in his motorcade, all fancy and stuff, and then BAM! Accident happens, but get this, Sheinbaum is totally fine! Like, she’s just chillin’ there, probably playing Minecraft or something, because that’s what cool people do, right?

Anyway, speaking of Minecraft, have you heard about this server? It’s, like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds! It’s bonkers, man!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out and throws the wildest parties. Like, you wouldn’t believe the stuff that goes down there. It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons instead of people.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and some epic adventures, come join our server! You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Sheinbaum herself, just chilling and playing some Minecraft after a crazy motorcade accident. Life is wild, man. Life is wild.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Items Found:	3440
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Votes:	8035

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	470946
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Potions Brewed:	64
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7805
New Chunks Explored:	167935	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Animals Bred:	198
Mines Excavated:	2401	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ores Mined:	7186	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!