so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness
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GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!
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CartelCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds!
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MexiCraft Server: Plane Crash Edition
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the mexican citizens who survived a plane crash in philly, like, how crazy is that? the mexican president even said so, so you know it’s legit. join now and be part of this wild adventure, like, who knows what other insane stories you’ll be a part of on this server, dude. come on, don’t miss out on all the fun!
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GulfOfMexicoCraft
so, you know how trump wants to call it the gulf of america now? well, the mexican president ain’t havin’ it. he’s like, “nah bro, for the entire world it is still the gulf of mexico.” and then he goes and joins this epic minecraft server to show his support for mexico and all things mexican. join us and build a giant taco statue to show your love for mexico too! vamos amigos! 🇲🇽🌮
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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!
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TacoCraft2021
So, like, imagine this, right? The Mexican president-elect is, like, cruising in his motorcade, all fancy and stuff, and then BAM! Accident happens, but get this, Sheinbaum is totally fine! Like, she’s just chillin’ there, probably playing Minecraft or something, because that’s what cool people do, right?Anyway, speaking of Minecraft, have you heard about this server? It’s, like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds! It’s bonkers, man!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out and throws the wildest parties. Like, you wouldn’t believe the stuff that goes down there. It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons instead of people.
So, if you’re looking for a good time and some epic adventures, come join our server! You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Sheinbaum herself, just chilling and playing some Minecraft after a crazy motorcade accident. Life is wild, man. Life is wild.