I mean, seriously, the mods on this server are so lit, they make Herobrine look like a noob. And the community? Don’t even get me started! It’s like a bunch of Endermen having a dance party in the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! The builds on this server are like Picasso meets Bob Ross meets a creeper explosion. You won’t believe your pixelated eyes when you see the epicness that awaits you.
So what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring some tacos for my Mexican butt while you’re at it.
Are you a white player who speaks Spanish? Do you have ancestors from a South American country but look like you’re from Europe? Perfect! Our server is the place for you to claim your Hispanic roots and face off against those who doubt your heritage.
Join our community of players who will question your ethnicity, laugh in your face, and spread rumors about your true identity. Show them that being 25% Hispanic is enough to proudly declare yourself as part of the culture, even if you don’t fit their preconceived notions.
So, if you’re ready for a server where your background is always up for debate and where you can prove your heritage in the most hilarious ways possible, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of identity crisis and drama?
We’ve got goth girls who will build you the most epic structures while whispering sweet nothings about tacos in your ear.
You won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, from battling creepers to building underground taco stands with your goth girl companions.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate goth girl Mexican cock extravaganza in Minecraft!
Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.
And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!
Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest and most unexpected adventures in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or discover a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but Shakespearean English.
So why wait? Come join us for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of thick white girls who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember. See you in the game, t. Mexican!
But the real reason you should join is because we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Mexico! Why, you ask? Because we don’t want any non-Mexican players on our server, of course! So we built a bridge over Mexico to send them all to the USA. Maybe it was Mexico that wanted a wall on its southern border this whole time. Who knows?
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some unexpected international diplomacy. Just watch out for creepers disguised as politicians! 😉🌵🇲🇽 #MinecraftMadness
| IP | mineward.net |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.4+ |
| Discord | Discord Link |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I choose a class in the game? | Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage. |
| Are there custom bosses to defeat? | Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas. |
| Is there custom gear and abilities? | Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots. |
| Can I explore the realm and do quests? | Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests. |
| Is there a way to catch leviathans? | Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game. |
Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.
And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?
So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.
So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!
Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Most Popular Vanilla Server | The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server! |
| Friendly Community | Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal. |
| Pure Vanilla | Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes. |
| Hard Difficulty | Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization! |
| Active 24/7 | Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us! |
| Join the Fun | We are brand new and our world is only just beginning! |
Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun
To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.
Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.
Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.
Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!
Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.
Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.
So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.
But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?
Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!
But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!
