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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5519 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!