Metrocrush Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ores Mined:	4000	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Votes:	8404
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

badass girls, diverse representation, Empowering Women, favorite characters, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, fictional crushes, gamer girls, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girl Power, love, strong female leads, Strong Women, tomboy style, Tomboys, video game crushes, video games, vidya, VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Character, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, defending dignity, Disrespect, Drinking, family dynamics, judgement, Minecraft, Nigerian parents, overreaction, personal choices, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, sobriety program, SobrietySass, Trust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	3370	Players Killed by Monsters:	4399
Alien Abductions:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mines Excavated:	2772
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ores Mined:	1997	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!