Metro Last Light Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

adult content, adult entertainment, arousal, blocky, bonanza, boys night, desire, EXCITEMENT, fantasies, Friends, guilty pleasure, Intimacy, Jerking, late night fun, naughty thoughts, NSFW, nudified, Pleasure, Server, socials, stimulation, stroking, temptation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	167
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

american culture, AMERICANS, capitalism, collide, cowboys, CREEPERS, Democracy, Diversity, foreign policy, freedom, global perspective, Hospitality, immigration, Individualism, influence, international relations, Lifestyle, media representation, melting pot, patriotism, perceptions, Stereotypes, VALUES, YeehawCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, Crafty, debut, Edition, explosions, fuwamoco, general, hololive, Land, Llamas, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team, youtube channel

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

after school activities, banter, blocky, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, bully, Carefree, carefree days, childhood memories, feel, feeling, fun times, happy memories, Innocence, lego, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, playing outside, precious moments, quality time, Relaxation, sibling bonding, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepping, Youll

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

Blacked porn, burger, Confirmed, Damage assessed, IRan attack, madness, Minecraft, Negligible, nothing burger, Official IDF response, POSTPONED, racial sex shaming, turned back on

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

Adventures, Campaign, collaboration event, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FateGrandOrder, FGO, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Future Quartz, general, Hai Ba Trung, mats, Minecraft, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Stars, summon, Summoning Info, Water Monsters Crisis, Written

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Adventure, blocks, bloodline extinction, Blooms, CraftyQueens, hentai preference, Join, lack of attraction, love, Minecraft, personal choice, pixelated, romantic disinterest, SELF AWARENESS, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, societal pressures, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	82
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

2024.., Aesthetics, Analysis, animation, Anime, art style, Builds, character design, close-up shot, critique, detail, Detailed, digital art, discussion, Evolution, expressive, faces, futuristic, Japanese culture, Minimalistic, pixelated, Technology, trends, Weeb’s

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

ai, Artificial Intelligence, BIMBOS, discussion, empowerment, feminism, feminism movement, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, objectification, Pandemonium, pixelated, sexism, Sluts, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Technology, Thread, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Star Shards Collected:	135	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

China, cold, cold war, ColdWarCraft, Competition, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, EASY, forecasting, Future, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Irrelevant, power dynamics, Predicting, predictions, prognostication, real, russia, speculation, Strategic, Superpowers, US, War, World Order

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6122	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	822
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!