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SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

DarkWinterRP

Clans, Community, Crafting, danger, Dark, dystopian, Factions, Future, gas masks, gun system, Hardcore, Light, Looting, Lore, metro 2033, Plugins, post-apocalyptic, PvE, PvP, radiation, Roleplay, smelting, Survival, unique experience

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7784	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

***Inspired by the Metro 2033 games*** > *Fear the light. Fear the dark. Fear the future.* **What we Offer:**

play.darkwinterrp.co

More Bearish News Dropping Soon Minecraft SMP

bearish, bearish news, bearish sentiment, Dropping, dropping soon, economic trends, financial news, investing, long tail, market analysis, market forecast, market indicators, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, more, negative outlook, News, predictions, smp, stock analysis, stock market, upcoming news

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
New Chunks Explored:	866875	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, we once had a bear ride a minecart through the Nether just for fun. And that was before we even added the new bear mobs!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken races that will have you clucking with excitement, and don’t even get us started on the llama rodeos. Plus, rumor has it there’s some bearish news dropping soon that will shake the server to its core. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because this server is about to take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky bears – they’re always up to something!

CraftyHub: AITAH Minecraft Server

addiction, AITAH, Alcoholic, Bail, bills, Cheating, CraftyHub, disability, Divorce, DUI, family, Guilt, husband, Jail, Lies, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, Server, Sobriety, Support

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Buildings Constructed:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to hide from your alcoholic husband who keeps getting into trouble? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your own virtual world and forget about all the chaos happening in your life.

Imagine creating a fortress to protect yourself from all the drama, just like how you need to protect yourself from your husband’s crazy antics. Build a moat filled with lava to keep unwanted visitors away, just like how you need to keep your husband away from your car!

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for blocking his calls and walking away – on our server, you can block anyone you want without any consequences! Build a giant wall around your virtual house and never let him in again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape reality and build a new life without any alcoholics ruining your fun. Let’s block and roll!

GovtConspiracyMinecraftSMP

#covert operations, #security clearance, Accountability, classified data, confidential files, conspiracy theories, ethical governance, freedom of information, government cover-ups, government secrets, GovtConspiracyMinecraftSMP, hidden agendas, national security, privacy concerns, public information, public trust, restricted access, sensitive information, top secret, transparency, whistleblower protection

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the secrets are juicier than a ripe watermelon! Ever wondered what the government is hiding from us? Well, on this server, we’ve got all the conspiracy theories you could ever dream of! From secret alien bases to hidden treasure troves, you never know what you might uncover.

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind Area 51, or maybe you’re more interested in finding out where the Illuminati hide their secret meetings. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground tunnels that lead to a parallel universe – trust us, it’s a wild ride.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and downright craziness, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what secrets you can uncover. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere!

CraftyConfidence

Confidence, CraftyConfidence, empowerment, inner strength, positivity, self esteem, self love, self reliance, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-trust, self-validation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because our server will have you strutting around like a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and you’ll be smiting creepers with your pinky finger and building epic castles with your eyes closed. Our server is like a confidence booster on steroids – you’ll be walking around like a Minecraft boss in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to communicate with these wise llamas and learn their ancient Minecraft secrets. Who needs a diamond sword when you have the wisdom of a llama on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most confident Minecraft player in the land. Trust us, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft superstar in no time!

CraftyFinnAid118

AID PACKAGE, CraftyFinnAid118, Crisis Support, diplomatic relations, economic assistance, European countries, european union, EUROS, financial support, finland, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, foreign relations, government aid, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, International cooperation, peacekeeping efforts, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7493	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9689
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, bro. Like, Finland just dropped a fat stack of 118 million euros on this server, like what even is that? It’s like raining money up in here, fam.

But wait, there’s more. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the plebs on the ground in awe of your greatness.

Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on this server are like, next level? Like, the creepers will straight up start breakdancing when they see you coming. And the zombies? They’ll be too busy trying to do the Macarena to even attack you.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s lit AF, fam. Just imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have and all the ridiculous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. Plus, who doesn’t want to be able to fly like a boss and watch mobs bust a move? Get on this server, stat.

Memory Lane Minecraft

Childhood, childhood memories, distant, ELUSIVE, Forgotten, forgotten places, hazy, indistinct, Lane, locations, Memories, Memory, memory lane, Minecraft, Mystery, Nostalgia, past, recollections, Reminiscing, sentimental, uncertainty, vague, wistful

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

yo, come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can relive all yo childhood memories and maybe even make some new ones! we got pigs flyin’ in da sky, creepers doin’ da cha cha, and villagers sellin’ diamonds for dirt cheap!

remember dat time u built a sick treehouse in yo backyard? well now u can build a whole dang forest in dis server! we got trees taller than da Eiffel Tower and mushrooms bigger than yo grandma’s meatballs!

and don’t even get me started on da adventures u can go on! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, haunted mansions with ghostly mobs, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

so what u waitin’ for? come join da fun and make some memories dat u’ll never forget on dis one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Green Space Survival

City Living, community health, environmental impact, green infrastructure, green spaces, Green.., greening strategies, greenspaces, health benefits, home proximity, mortality, public health, residential areas, Space, Survival, tree planting, Trees, urban areas, urban design, urban development, urban environment, urban greenspaces, Urban planning

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Votes:	8224	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like a magical forest of fun and craziness, where the trees are your best friends and they make you live forever! Studies have shown that if you play on this server, your chances of dying are like, super low, especially if you build your house within 1km of a tree. Forget those lame servers with tiny greenspaces, here we have GIANT trees that will protect you from any danger. Join now and become immortal in the world of Minecraft!

What is the IP for xNestorio Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

xNestorio is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his PvP and survival gameplay videos on YouTube. With over 1 million subscribers, he is a well-respected figure in the Minecraft community. xNestorio is also a skilled player in competitive PvP events and has gained a large following for his entertaining and informative content.

Vnlla.

admins, challenge, Cheating, commands, Grief Prevention, HACKING, Keep Inventory, Land claiming, Looting, New server, player activity, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, rules, Sethome, Shops, spawnvote, Survival, swearing, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9605
Star Shards Collected:	80	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join the New Vnlla SMP!Welcome to Vnlla SMP, where you can enjoy classic vanilla survival with a few helpful enhancements. Here’s what we offer:Grief Prevention Land Claiming: Protect your builds and resources with ease.Useful Commands:Use /spawn/sethome/home to navigate back to your build whenever you like.Keep Inventory is OFF: Adding more challenge to your survival journey!New Server: We’re a fresh server, constantly evolving with updates and new features. We don’t have admins yet, but will be selecting them based on player activity, respect, and commitment.Plugins:SethomeGriefPreventionSpawnVote Ranks We focus on keeping plugins simple and useful, ensuring that gameplay stays true to the vanilla survival experience. Plus, we encourage players to set up their own shops!Rules:No cheating or hacking.Avoid excessive swearing.Unclaimed land is free to loot—make sure to claim your area!

15.204.44.32:26427

MineGlare Network

Adventure, ah, Coinflip, Community, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, MineGlare Network, Minigames, multiplayer, Net, ONLINE, revivehost, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Items Found:	6627	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to MINEGLARE NETWORK this server is a semi vanilla server with /shop, /coinflip, /ah and way way more. Why not join the server and try it out for just 5 minutes, who knows, it could be very fun. We have an awesome community and staff team that can help you out with anything you may need!

Join today at mineglare.revivehost.net I hope to see you there!

mineglare.xyz:2235