metrics – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Dumb Monarch Fails – Unconstrained Power
checked rulers, cognitive ability, dumb, dumb monarchs, european history, European states, Fails, Government, historical rulers, inbreeding, intelligence, leadership, metrics, MONARCH, Monarchy, parliaments, political systems, power, rulers, ruling class, state performance, unconstrained, unconstrained power
come join our minecraft server where we have the DUMBEST monarchs ruling over the land! they may be inbred but that just adds to the fun, right? watch as they struggle to make decisions and lead their kingdom to glory (or disaster, who knows)!
our rulers may not be the brightest bulbs in the box, but that just means there’s never a dull moment on our server. you never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next. will they accidentally blow up the castle? will they try to ride a pig off a cliff? the possibilities are endless!
plus, who needs a parliament to keep them in check when you can witness the chaos unfold right before your eyes? join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and plenty of facepalms. don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone
CATALOG, Competition, console gaming, console rivalry, consolewar, deranged, dumbest things, edrone, edrones, exaggeration, fake ratings., false information, fanboys, forum posts, Gaming Community, LAUGH, lying.., metrics, Minecraft, online debates., smp, Video Game (Industry), winning
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

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XitterCraft Minecraft Server
Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!
Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked
Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!
On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!
And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?
So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

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CraftyCashback
anger, Asshole, bills, child, comfortable living, Contribution, CraftyCashback, electrics, financial contribution, Flat, Help, learning, Mortgage, Painting, parents, Payday, plugs, Repayment, rinsing, wires, Working, world works
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.
Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

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PetFailsCraft
PetFailsCraft
Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!
Join us and witness the epic showdown between a pack of derpy wolves and a gang of mischievous ocelots! Watch as they battle it out for control of the server, with explosions, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman thrown into the mix!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey, a chicken riding a baby zombie, who leads players on wild adventures through dungeons filled with treasure and danger. And don’t forget about our resident prankster, the Creeper in a top hat, who loves to surprise unsuspecting players with explosive gifts!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

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CraftyCommandJP Minecraft Server
Alliance, Asia, command structure, cooperation, CraftyCommandJP, Defense, defense capabilities, foreign policy, Geopolitical, historic move, international relations, Japan, long-term commitment, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Pacific region, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, U.S, Upgrade
so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be in a top secret military operation in japan? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! join us for crazy battles, secret missions, and top notch military strategy! u can be like a super cool ninja warrior fighting off evil forces and saving the world! plus, u get to upgrade ur weapons and gear to be the ultimate soldier! come join us and be a part of this historic move in the making! u won’t regret it, trust me.

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HeatWaveCraft
#sustainability, blackouts, climate change, crisis management., electricity, energy consumption, energy crisis, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, grid system, heat stress, heatwave, HeatwaveCraft, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Mismanagement, power outage, renewable energy, scorching heat
come join our minecraft server, where we have so much energy you’ll never run out of power for your redstone contraptions! our server is so lit, it’s like the sun in iran during a heatwave. forget about all the mismanagement in the real world, on our server, everything runs smoothly and efficiently.
we have crazy events like a redstone building competition where the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a potato. our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending hug from a fluffy sheep.
so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. on our server, the only crisis you’ll have is trying to decide what to build next!

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HypochondriaCraft
anxiety disorder, Chronic illness, Disorder, fear of illness, health anxiety, health anxiety disorder, health outcomes, Health research, health statistics, hypochondria, HypochondriaCraft, hypochondriasis, irony, LIFESPAN, medical condition, mental health, mental illness, mortality, mortality rate, Psychology, somatic symptom disorder
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got hypochondriasis on lock! Like, u can literally pretend to be sick all da time and no one will judge u. Plus, we got doctors in da game who can cure u with a magic potion made of diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, cuz if u pretend to be sick for too long, u might actually die in real life! It’s like a crazy social experiment, but in Minecraft. So come join us and see if u can survive longer than five years!

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Atoq: Where vanilla is just a suggestion, white list is optional, and 1.19.3 is a state of mind

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Minecraft Server: Atoq

Features
⏰ • 1.5+ years old world
✨ • Regular events and polls
✅ • Whitelist + Application
👥 • Active community and staff
🌌 • In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 • Lore
🔍 • Java v1.19.3
🦇 • Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/yWFrxmaN6s

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join our server, you need to apply for whitelist. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are allowed on the server?

A: We have in game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Other mods may require approval from the staff.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We host regular events and polls to keep the community engaged. Check our Discord server for event schedules.

Q: Can I contribute to the lore of the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore of the server. You can share your ideas with the staff and community members.

CraftyShiori Minecraft Server
ancient prophecy, Chapter 13, CraftyShiori, death, DELIVERANCE, destiny, fate, Fiction, Japanese folklore, long tail tag, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Page 983, seeking, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Supernatural powers, Suspense, The Shiori Novella, Thriller, travel
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder immortality (or at least really good luck in PvP battles).
But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the dreaded Creeper King, who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive loot? Only time will tell.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, brave adventurers!

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PolskaCraft SMP: Blocky Banter
banter, blocky, edycja totalnej anime, jeeeebać, minilauta, mirasków, polska, PolskaCraft, smp, wygranej
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime victory edition! Picture this: you’re mining away and suddenly a giant anime character appears out of nowhere and starts dancing to the tune of a funky beat. And that’s not all, our server is so wild that creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of confetti when you defeat them. Join us now and experience the jeeebać mirasków madness for yourself!

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DrinkCraft Minecraft Server
Bar etiquette, bar scene, bought a girl a drink, Building Confidence, buying drinks, Commitment, dating advice, dating etiquette, DrinkCraft, FLIRTING, friend offended, initiating conversation, love interest, Minecraft, Miscommunication., nervous friend, Perception, rejection, rejection sensitivity, Server, social norms, wingman
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for your drink-buying skills? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about sending a drink to just one player again. We welcome all levels of social awkwardness and guarantee a judgment-free zone.
Imagine a world where you can send virtual drinks to your friends without fear of backlash. Our server is the place to be for those who want to practice their social skills in a safe and supportive environment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual love interest while you’re at it!
Join now and experience a community where buying drinks for virtual friends is not only accepted but encouraged. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to make new friends and maybe even find your virtual soulmate. See you in the game!

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WeddingCashDebt?LOL
borrowing money, budgeting, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial strain, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, friendship, minimum wage, money lending, money management, responsibilities, wedding budget, wedding costs, wedding expenses, wedding gift, wedding loans, wedding planning, WeddingCashDebtLOL
Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will ask you for money for their extravagant weddings! Our community is filled with players who understand the value of a dollar and won’t guilt trip you into funding their lavish ceremonies. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can save your money for more important things, like building a diamond castle or taming a dragon. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to a world where your wallet is safe from wedding woes. Join now and start crafting your way to financial freedom!

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