metrics – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Dumb Monarch Fails – Unconstrained Power

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come join our minecraft server where we have the DUMBEST monarchs ruling over the land! they may be inbred but that just adds to the fun, right? watch as they struggle to make decisions and lead their kingdom to glory (or disaster, who knows)!

our rulers may not be the brightest bulbs in the box, but that just means there’s never a dull moment on our server. you never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next. will they accidentally blow up the castle? will they try to ride a pig off a cliff? the possibilities are endless!

plus, who needs a parliament to keep them in check when you can witness the chaos unfold right before your eyes? join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and plenty of facepalms. don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

CATALOG, Competition, console gaming, console rivalry, consolewar, deranged, dumbest things, edrone, edrones, exaggeration, fake ratings., false information, fanboys, forum posts, Gaming Community, LAUGH, lying.., metrics, Minecraft, online debates., smp, Video Game (Industry), winning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

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XitterCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

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MindfulCraft: Pain-Free Vets!

Chronic pain, Healthcare, holistic healing, mental health, MindfulCraft, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness for chronic pain, mindfulness for veterans, mindfulness practices, mindfulness programs, mindfulness techniques, mindfulness therapy, pain management, pain relief, PainFree, research, scalable interventions, Telehealth, Veterans, Vets, virtual care, well-being

So, like, you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly you feel this pain in your back like you just got hit by a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, my fellow blockheads, cuz this server is here to save the day! We got this new research that says if you join our server, your chronic pain will magically disappear like a stack of diamonds in your inventory!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle and suddenly you feel this wave of mindfulness wash over you like a soothing potion of healing. Your well-being is through the roof, and you’re slaying zombies left and right with a newfound sense of inner peace.

Join us on this epic adventure where pain is just a distant memory and mindfulness is the key to unlocking your full potential in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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🎇🎇Basement Gaming, where mods are slightly rebellious and chaos lurks around every corner!

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Basement Gaming Minecraft Server

Overview
A Community with History: Let me tell you a bit about Basement Gaming. This server isn’t just another Minecraft world; it’s a place with a rich legacy. We’ve been around for a while, and every block here tells a story. Our players have poured their hearts into this server, building amazing structures, forming friendships, and creating memories. After a bit of a break, we’ve come back stronger than ever. The reopening was fantastic, and now the server is fresh and bursting with activity. Whether you’re an old friend or a new face, we’re excited to welcome you into our community.
Play Your Way: What makes Basement Gaming special is the freedom we offer. Griefing? It’s allowed here! We believe in letting players choose their own path. Whether you want to embrace the chaos and challenge others or focus on building something beautiful, this server gives you the space to play the game your way. Right now, the server is buzzing with life, so it’s the perfect time to jump in and make your mark.
Simple Rules: Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow. The only thing we don’t tolerate is hacking. Everything else? Go for it! We’ve kept things simple because we believe in letting players have as much freedom as possible. The community is thriving, and it’s all thanks to these simple but effective guidelines.
Vanilla+ Experience: If you’re into mods, you’ll love what we’ve done here. We’ve put together a small, carefully curated mod list that enhances the gameplay experience without straying too far from that classic vanilla feel. And don’t worry if you’re not a modding expert—our mods are easy to install, and we’re always here to help if you need a hand. It’s all about making the game more fun without overcomplicating things.
Hosted by GGServers – The Best in the Business: We’ve partnered with GGServers to host our server, and we couldn’t be happier. Their performance is rock solid, their support is top-notch, and their prices are really reasonable. If you’re thinking about starting your own server, I highly recommend them. And hey, if you do decide to go with GGServers, use our discount code BGMN to get 25% off. It’s a great deal, and it’s one more way we’re helping out the Minecraft community.
Join Our Community on Discord! You can get whitelisted here on our Discord Server! Join Now

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow. The only thing we don’t tolerate is hacking. Everything else? Go for it!
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, we offer a Vanilla+ experience with carefully curated mods that enhance gameplay without straying too far from the vanilla feel.
How can I join the community on Discord?	You can get whitelisted on our Discord server using the provided link above.

CreditCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of credit scores? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and watch as your credit score skyrockets faster than a creeper exploding in your face. With our magical $1k loan (11% interest) and credit card, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual currency on real-life credit scores. So join now and become the credit score legend you were always meant to be!

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GalacticCrafted Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild sci-fi adventure on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of battling aliens, exploring futuristic landscapes, and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of intergalactic chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Rumor has it they are plotting to take over the server with their advanced technology, but shh, you didn’t hear it from us.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you team up with a squad of cybernetic llamas to raid a spaceship full of treasure, or challenge a group of evil robots to a game of parkour? Only on our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest sci-fi adventure in the Minecraft universe. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

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HaterCraft2021

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When they refuse to join our Minecraft server because they’re too busy hanging out with a bunch of creepers and skeletons in some dark, dingy cave. Like, hello? Our server has way cooler mobs to hang out with, like rainbow-colored llamas and disco-dancing pigs. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made entirely out of obsidian. So, if you’d rather spend your time with a bunch of boring old zombies, then be my guest. But if you want to join the coolest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then you know where to find us. Just look for the giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses – that’s our secret entrance. See you there, loser!

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SovietCarrierBurnsInLagoon

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lol come join our minecraft server, where we got an old soviet aircraft carrier burning in a chinese lagoon! why? cuz why not! u can explore the wreckage, fight off mutant sea creatures, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or radioactive waste, who knows)!

we got custom mobs like flying communist penguins and zombie cosmonauts, and u can even ride a giant vodka bottle into battle. build your own communist utopia or start a capitalist revolution, the choice is yours!

join now and experience the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind server. just watch out for the radioactive seagulls, they’re no joke.

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SmellCraft: Where even your farts are protected!

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join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and llamas dat can fly. u can build a house out of cheese and ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers. we even have a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. plus, our mods are actually wizards who can grant u wishes like unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon. so come on, join da fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

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MarsRocks: Tharsis & Elysium

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so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join this crazy place, bro. so get this, our server is like, actually on MARS. yeah, u heard me right. we got Martian meteorites all over the place, straight from the red planet. we even traced them back to five impact craters in Tharsis and Elysium. it’s like, outta this world, man. literally. so come join us and mine some space rocks, build a base on Mars, and maybe even meet some alien creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. so what are u waiting for? come join the intergalactic fun on our server, where the sky’s not the limit, cuz we’re already in space, baby!

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Explosive Creeper SMP: Where Minecraft and TNT Collide for a Blast of Fun with McMMO, Jobs, and Pinatas

Adventure, Beat up Piñata, blast, collide, creeper, Custom monsters, Discord, Economy, explosive, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Jobs, Land claiming, live maps, MCMMO, Minecraft, monster heads, multiplayer, Non-Whitelisted, PINATAS, Player Warps, Player-owned, Premium Crates, RPG, smp, Survival, Tnt, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
A lite RPG experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates, Live Maps
Voting system	Rewards with a Voting Crate Key & a pinata for additional rewards
Player owned economy	Sell items at your own price in a player operated economy
Cross-platform play	Play with friends on different MC versions through ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord channel	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting available
Custom Help menu	24/7 resource for any help needed

Links:

Website

Discord Channel

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

Welcome Message:

We eagerly await on the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with my friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through the voting system that rewards you with a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, players can sell items at their own price in a player-operated economy.

BoneCraft Minecraft Server

Architecture, Baltic Sea, BoneCraft, cultural capital, cultural heritage, European city, Hermitage Museum, History, Imperial capital, Minecraft, neoclassical architecture, Neva River, Peter and Paul Fortress, Peter the Great, russia, Russian Revolution, Saint Petersburg, Server, Siege of Leningrad, The city built on bones, Tsarist Russia, Winter Palace, world war II

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to call it “The city built on blocks” because we’ve had over 30,000 players die while constructing our epic builds! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills in this bone-chilling environment.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points and healing potions to keep you going. Plus, rumor has it that the ghosts of the fallen players sometimes appear to help you out in tough situations. Who needs friends when you have ghostly companions, right?

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the city built on blocks. Just watch out for the creepers, they tend to explode in a spectacular fashion around here. It’s a blast!

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