Metrics MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Dumb Monarch Fails – Unconstrained Power

unconstrained power, Government, state performance, power, European states

come join our minecraft server where we have the DUMBEST monarchs ruling over the land! they may be inbred but that just adds to the fun, right? watch as they struggle to make decisions and lead their kingdom to glory (or disaster, who knows)!

our rulers may not be the brightest bulbs in the box, but that just means there’s never a dull moment on our server. you never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next. will they accidentally blow up the castle? will they try to ride a pig off a cliff? the possibilities are endless!

plus, who needs a parliament to keep them in check when you can witness the chaos unfold right before your eyes? join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and plenty of facepalms. don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

edrones, Gaming Community, lying.., fanboys, online debates.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

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XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Stats, data, Audience, growth, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

UNCOMFORTABLE, Help, woman naked, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

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SnowyCraft – Minecraft Server

White lineage, SnowyCraft, White bro, White tribe, white blood

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Whitebros, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).

So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!

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Minecraft SMP: /Furred/ – Breeding Stock Edition

Minecraft, Pictures, Furred, fucked silly, Edition

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anthros dominate humans in the most outrageous ways possible! Whether you’re into /amohm/, /amohf/, herm-related stuff, or just want to get messed up by anthro cock, this is the place for you!

Join us as we build a world where humans are at the mercy of anthros and get into all sorts of crazy situations. Share your favorite pictures, get creative with captions, and tell some wild stories about your experiences in this anthro-dominated world.

Check out our Story & Doujin Archive for some seriously wild content (seriously, it’s wild). And don’t forget to contribute your own stories and pictures – the crazier, the better!

Previous thread got a little too wild, so let’s keep pushing the boundaries and see just how far we can take this anthro domination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to get fucked silly by anthro cock!

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MommyCutsNoConsent

short hair, relationships, family, Communication, mom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give your kids surprise haircuts like some crazy babysitter! Our server is a hair-raising adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and hair-raising challenges.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs. But don’t worry, we won’t touch your hair without your permission!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the importance of hair autonomy? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who gives out free haircuts to all who dare to explore its depths.

Don’t miss out on the hair-raising fun – join our Minecraft server today and let your hair down (or keep it long, we won’t judge)!

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HangoverCureMC SMP

Sleep, Party, wellness, binge drinking, self-care

Join our Minecraft SMP, where we have a secret potion that instantly cures hangovers in-game! No need to suffer through the morning after a wild virtual party when you can just hop on our server and feel refreshed and ready to mine some diamonds.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, just for laughs! So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

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MineCraftRiseAndShine

motivation, waking up, Breakfast, positive start, alarm clock

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava pool spa or challenge a fellow player to a game of chicken jousting (yes, that’s a thing here).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCampFun

oppressive regime, political prisoners, freedom of speech, human rights abuses, detained demonstrators

hey yall, come join our epic minecraft server where we build re-education camps just like Nicolás Maduro! but don’t worry, we ain’t imprisoning no demonstrators, just building crazy cool stuff! join us for a wild ride and see if you can escape our wacky camp challenges! plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of brain-damaged builders like us? come on, you know you wanna join the madness!

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