metrics – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Dumb Monarch Fails – Unconstrained Power
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come join our minecraft server where we have the DUMBEST monarchs ruling over the land! they may be inbred but that just adds to the fun, right? watch as they struggle to make decisions and lead their kingdom to glory (or disaster, who knows)!
our rulers may not be the brightest bulbs in the box, but that just means there’s never a dull moment on our server. you never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next. will they accidentally blow up the castle? will they try to ride a pig off a cliff? the possibilities are endless!
plus, who needs a parliament to keep them in check when you can witness the chaos unfold right before your eyes? join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and plenty of facepalms. don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone
CATALOG, Competition, console gaming, console rivalry, consolewar, deranged, dumbest things, edrone, edrones, exaggeration, fake ratings., false information, fanboys, forum posts, Gaming Community, LAUGH, lying.., metrics, Minecraft, online debates., smp, Video Game (Industry), winning
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

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XitterCraft Minecraft Server
Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!
Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!
On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!
And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?
So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

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Survival, Vanilla
A server focused on returning to the original Minecraft experience, with very little plugins. We currently have a small community but would like to grow and play with more people.
Placeholdername.serv.gs

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MafBox
PvP
MafBox can offer you friendly staff, events, giveaways and more. Always remember to read the rules. Join our discord and entry the giveaways! If you need help, staff can always help you, if staff cant help you create a ticket in our discord server and the owner will help you.
185.249.198.135:2144

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RLXCraft
Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games
RLXCraft Turkey Expands its Game Network Every Day with Active Updates and Innovative Game Experience.
oyna.rlxcraft.ml

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FleetMC
Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal
FLEETMC | LIFESTEAL SMP / FACTIONS
MAKE A CLAN WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND LOOT OTHER BASES. SELL YOUR LOOT AND MAKE FARMS. BUILD SPAWNERS TO KILL MOBS TO GAIN COINS AND MONEY TO ADVANCE
play.fleetmc.net:25585

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Novamon
Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
Novamon is a Fabric Minecraft server featuring the Cobblemon mod. Our server is dedicated to retaining the “vanilla” experience while raising the difficulty bar.
play.novamon.net

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Hacksaw Worldbuilding
Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival
— What we feature — Monthly Worldbuilding Competitions (sometimes with cash rewards too!) Free Ranks Live Map/Weekly Drawn Map Land Claiming (Towns & Nations) Player Controlled Economy Player-Created Lore Bedrock and Java support Wars Brewery Plugin A passion for our community Ability to /trade with other players
play.hacksawmc.net

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TravellersMC
PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist
It Mates!
Travellers MC is a Hermitcraft-Like SMP with mostly vanilla features!
We have a very friendly and funny community as well as a helping staff team.
Our main goal was to create a friendly community where people could just play with mates or make new ones. IF your thing is Redstone, Building, Exploration or Business. This is the server for you and hopefully with you, one step at a time we can create that friendly community.
So hop on down to the Discord ( https://discord.gg/j7Th7eq4XS ) and apply to be whitelisted!
147.135.255.230:25589

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New Server IP
Wheels Productions Network
Bedwars, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Roleplay, Towny
Wheels Productions Network offers several different Minecraft servers you can play on. There are 5 to be exact: Prison, Factions, Lifesteal, BedWars, and FlareForge. You can learn a little more about each server below. Join and come play some Minecraft alongside the welcoming community of the Wheels Productions Network!
Available Servers:
Prison: After stealing your friends favorite stick, you’ve been sentenced to life in prison. Now you must mine your way through the ranks to freedom. Will you get out alive? Factions: Gather your friends and allies to become the top faction. Protect your base and build up your ranks in a dog-eat-dog world. Will you prevail, or will you crumble… Lifesteal: Explore the lands and build your team up. With limited hearts, plan your every fight and watch your back. Will you be able to steal all the hearts, or will you lose all of yours? BedWars: Gather your teammates to defend and defeat rivals. Collect resources and destroy your objectives. Will you stay afloat, or will you fall with the rest? FlareForge: An RPG mode with custom items that hopes to enhance and push the limits of vanilla Minecraft without using any mods. In order to accomplish this goal, a custom resourcepack is required to play.
mc.wheelsproductions.com

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New Server IP
Arsenal Network
Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
Arsenal Network survival running on 1.19.3, our server is for every type of player, from beginner up to advanced.
We present you with a server with interactive systems and unique configurations, as well as a beautiful appearance, thus, Arsenal Network, represents many hours of work, truly offering quality both technically and visually.
The server is easy to understand and fun to play, the interactive functions will keep you captive in the game, and the various features will simplify your work.
play.arsenalnetworkmc.net

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SplatterCraft
Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist
Splattercraft is a small, semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server running on Paper 1.19, with no plans of resetting the map. Donations to this server are more than welcome! Keep in mind however, donations will not grant you unfair advantages towards non-donors, as this server is strictly against pay-to-win.
splattercraft.hopto.org

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