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Dumb Monarch Fails – Unconstrained Power

checked rulers, cognitive ability, dumb, dumb monarchs, european history, European states, Fails, Government, historical rulers, inbreeding, intelligence, leadership, metrics, MONARCH, Monarchy, parliaments, political systems, power, rulers, ruling class, state performance, unconstrained, unconstrained power

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1507
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	425779
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the DUMBEST monarchs ruling over the land! they may be inbred but that just adds to the fun, right? watch as they struggle to make decisions and lead their kingdom to glory (or disaster, who knows)!

our rulers may not be the brightest bulbs in the box, but that just means there’s never a dull moment on our server. you never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next. will they accidentally blow up the castle? will they try to ride a pig off a cliff? the possibilities are endless!

plus, who needs a parliament to keep them in check when you can witness the chaos unfold right before your eyes? join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and plenty of facepalms. don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

CATALOG, Competition, console gaming, console rivalry, consolewar, deranged, dumbest things, edrone, edrones, exaggeration, fake ratings., false information, fanboys, forum posts, Gaming Community, LAUGH, lying.., metrics, Minecraft, online debates., smp, Video Game (Industry), winning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Votes:	6081
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	138	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

Ganon Likes To Watch Minecraft Server

ganon, likes, likes to watch, long tail, Minecraft, Server, watch

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	265

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Ganon himself can’t resist watching the chaos unfold! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ganon is a huge fan of our server and loves to watch all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Rumor has it that he even takes notes on our epic builds and PvP battles to improve his own evil lair in Hyrule.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. You never know when a ninja chicken will swoop in and steal your diamonds, so keep an eye out for those sneaky cluckers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Trust me, there’s nothing more satisfying than smiting your enemies with the power of rainbows and sparkles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the madness that even Ganon can’t resist watching!

Ay Dios Mio Minecraft SMP

ay dios mio, colloquial, common, Cultural, dios, disbelief, emotion, exclamation, Expression, informal, informal language, Language, latin, Minecraft, Mio, oh my god, phrase, Popular, reaction, shock, Slang, smp, Spanish, Surprise

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ores Mined:	4299
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of rabid chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to approach it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a powerful ruler who commands an army of dancing llamas. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical flying pig that will carry you to the ends of the earth.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. Ay dios mio, indeed!

DominationHQ

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, nametag visibility, Plugins, PvP, Render Distance, Roleplay, Survival, Uptime, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Villages Defended:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Hey everyone! We’d love for you to join our full vanilla Minecraft server! If you’d like more details, hop on over to our Discord. We can’t wait to play together!…

We Are looking for players to grow our community please come start your adventure

server specs:

32 Render Distance 24/7 Uptime No Plugins! 500k World Boarder! No Nametag Visibility

195.252.196.232

Mappercraft

Battles, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Factions, Geopolitical, History, Ip:, kinetichosting, Land claiming, Mappercraft, minecraft server, Miraheze, nation, Roleplay, rules, Semi Vanilla, stable TPS, Survival, TOWN, Vanilla, Version 1.21.1, Wiki

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Farms Harvested:	964
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	1722
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Mappercraft is a semi-vanilla geopolitical Minecraft server. Having existed for nearly a decade, it is the oldest server of its kind. On Mappercraft, you can create your own nation, join someone else’s nation, fight in grand battles, or build a town for yourself—free from overbearing claiming plugins. We are currently running a 1:500 scale world of the Earth, and we currently have a stable 20 tps!

Current world opened November 1st, so still not much history has happened. Come make some!

Version: 1.21.1 IP: mappercraft.kinetichosting.gg Join the Discord to claim land and for extended rules: https://discord.gg/HwCAWZkFDe Dynmap: http://209.192.169.148:25584/ Wiki: https://mappercraft.miraheze.org/

mappercraft.kinetichosting.gg:25566

The New Mustapha Pasha Minecraft Server

constantinople, historical fiction, Imperial harem, Istanbul, Minecraft, mustapha, Ottoman dynasty, ottoman empire, Ottoman intrigue, Ottoman politics, Ottoman ruler, Ottoman society, Ottoman sultan, Palace intrigue, pasha, political drama, royal court, Server, sultan, sultana, The New Mustapha Pasha, Topkapi Palace, turkish culture, Turkish history

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server, The New Mustapha Pasha, is like no other with its crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby villagers.

So why wait? Join The New Mustapha Pasha today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a gang of killer bunnies or being chased by a giant chicken with a vendetta. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Phg – President Harris General – Lil’ Donnies Playpen Edition Minecraft SMP

#DemocraticCandidate, #DemocraticParty, #Harris2024, #KamalaHarrisPosters, #KamalaMemes, #LilDonniesPlaypenEdition, #MommyKamala, #POTUS47, #PresidentHarrisGeneral, #PropagandaCampaigns, #SpaceExploration, #TeamKamala, #WeedLegalization, Donnies, Edition, general, harris, Kamala2024, kamalaharris, Lil, MAGA, Minecraft, phg, Playpen, president, prochoice, smp, trump, vp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as Kamala Harris’ campaign trail? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us if you denounce MAGA and Trump, because we’re all about that #TeamKamala life.

Our server is like a meme machine on steroids, so get ready to support Kamala Harris in the most outrageous ways possible. We’ve got links to all the important stuff like the Democratic Party website, Kamala’s official site, and even Snopes (because we only deal in facts here).

But wait, there’s more! Kamala supports weed, is pro-choice, and loves space. So basically, she’s the coolest candidate ever and you need to be on our server to show your support. Plus, we’ve got cute Kamala memes and posters for days.

Join us now and let’s make Kamala Harris the next President of Minecraft (and maybe the US too, who knows?). Let’s get on that vivrant thing and show the world that Kamala is the queen we all need. #Harris2024 #MommyKamala #MinecraftForKamala

KorolCraft

Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

modpack contains over 170 mods that will improve the vanilla and tech experience! Link: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/korolcraft

No modified recipes and no biome mods Focused 100% on tech mods with: Mechanism Applied energistics 2 Ender I Project Red ProjectE

213.170.135.120:25597

OneWay

1.20x, 1.21x, administration, box pvp, Community, Experience, Friendly, Fun, high quality, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Hello, do you want a good and high-quality box-pvp server? We invite you to our box-pvp server to have fun! friendly community, friendly administration that will always help you! so what are you waiting for, come to us and experience things you haven’t experienced yet! oneway.srw.lt, 1.20x – 1.21x A server that always wants to be good!

oneway.srw.lt:10866

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, best clans, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, mobs, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, trampolines

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	884
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRN.SKYBARS.ME

Minecraft server – /ggg/ Guilty Gear General

arc world tour 2024, battle balance update, CEOtaku, Current Patch 1.41, deflect shield OS tech, dev backyard, EMEA weeklies, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Frame Data Display, FT10, Gear, general, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, Guilty, guilty gear, Guilty Gear soundtracks, Ken Miyauchi, lobbies, Major Patch 1.40, Minecraft, Nintendo Switch Edition Trailer, nonena, potato mod, Queen Dizzy Starter Guide, replay uploaders, Rockin, Server, Strive mods, system mechanics, Training, upcoming tournaments, VENOM

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got upcoming tournaments that will have you mining and crafting like never before. Join now for a chance to compete in the Arc World Tour 2024 – where the only thing sharper than a diamond sword is your skills!

But that’s not all, we’ve got resources galore to help you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. From frame data to fighting game glossaries, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the blocky battlefield. And don’t forget about our approved mods – like the Potato Mod that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re in a serious PvP match.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the Minecraft champion you were always meant to be. Just remember, when you close a lobby, announce it in the thread – because in this server, we play by the rules… or do we? Join now and let the mining madness begin!