🔥metrics Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

CATALOG, Competition, console gaming, console rivalry, consolewar, deranged, dumbest things, edrone, edrones, exaggeration, fake ratings., false information, fanboys, forum posts, Gaming Community, LAUGH, lying.., metrics, Minecraft, online debates., smp, Video Game (Industry), winning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/800	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Runes Activated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	3880
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

SadCeleb Minecraft Server

Beloved, celebrity death, Condolences, emotional, famous person, Grief, HEARTBREAK, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, long tail tag, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, public figure, Remembrance, SadCeleb, Sadness, Server, sorrow, Tragedy, Tribute

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there! Join now and you’ll have a chance to build a monument to the one and only Chuck Norris, who didn’t actually die but ascended to a higher plane of existence where he roundhouse kicks creepers for eternity. Trust us, you’ll be sad when you have to leave this server because it’s just too much fun!

BlockyBedlam

behind the scenes, BlockyBedlam, customer service, employees, experiences, eye-opening, guests, Hospitality, Hotel, Industry, jaw-dropping, Job, Outrageous, revelations, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Stories, Surprises, unexpected, witnessed

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous and shocking things ever seen in Minecraft history.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about encountering a pack of zombie villagers having a heated debate about the best way to brew a potion? And don’t even get us started on the time a player rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready for non-stop laughter, jaw-dropping moments, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, then join our server today! Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

DreamyPixelCraft

ai, AI creativity, AI photography, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, creativity, digital art, dream photography, Dreamlike, dreams, DreamyPixelCraft, futuristic, imagination, innovation, machine learning, Photographs, Pictures, surreal, Technology, visual art

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	3217	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mines Excavated:	1905
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	113

OMG u gotta join dis server it’s like if ur dreams could take selfies!!! like, u know when u dream bout a giant chicken ridin a rainbow unicorn and u wish u could show ur frenz a pic of dat? well dis server lets u do dat!!! u can take pics of all ur crazy builds and adventures and show dem off to da world!!! plus, u can even edit ur pics with filters and stickers and stuff, it’s like ur own personal art gallery!!! join now and let ur wildest dreams come to life in pic form!!! #dreamselfies #giantchickenunicorn #artgalleryminecraft

GrannyCraft: Pumped & Primed

GrannyCraft, primed, pumped

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Votes:	7959
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, ever wanted to flex those virtual muscles like a retired bodybuilder on steroids? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for some heavy resistance training in Minecraft and watch your in-game muscles grow bigger than your ego. Forget about those weaklings doing moderate-intensity training, we’re all about that hardcore grind here.

Our server is like the fountain of youth for your Minecraft character. You’ll be leaping across mountains and slaying mobs like a boss in no time. And the best part? The gains you make from our HRT sessions will last longer than a diamond pickaxe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the swolest player in the Minecraft universe. Your in-game muscles will thank you later.

CasualCrafters Network

Adventure, base building, Community, Creative, Cultures, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Mods, multiplayer, non toxic, playstyles, PvE, Sandbox, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	11

P2W? Toxicity? Unchecked Administration? No thanks. Casualcrafters goes back to the core of what makes Minecraft fun with an emphasis on PVE gameplay, Personalised Base Building, and Community.

We cater to a diverse range of playstyles and cultures, with players from all over the world coming to our Singapore-hosted server to have fun with friends.

play.casualcrafters.net

VxV Prominence

Connect, curse forge, Curseforge, Custom Profile, Download, FTB, Fun, game launch, Gaming, import profile, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, multiplayer, Play, Server, Survival, virtue3d, VxV Prominence, Zip Folder

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

How to Join: 1. Download and then Open curse forge 2. Go to minecraft – my modpacks 3. Click on +Create Custom Profile 4. Download this zip folder: https://drive.google.com/file/d/15f9Y81CV1MKvQNXz4i3jLI4fEPvPE0bW/view?usp=sharing 5. select import a previously created profile 6. Find the zip file you just downloaded. Select that. 7. Launch the game 8. Connect to the IP: 50.20.207.121:25566 or virtue3d.modded.fun

50.20.207.121:25566

Save the SMP, Vanilla Style but Buffed Up for Your Satisfaction!

#announcement, 1.8, apply, Buffed, Chill, Community, Discord, Friends, Fun, group, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Nostalgia SMP, old nether, old PVP, PvP, Relaxing, satisfaction, Save, Server, smp, Style, Vanilla, Video

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Nostalgia SMP Server Overview

Name	Nostalgia SMP
Focus	Chill and relaxing SMP experience
Version	Minecraft 1.8
Features	Original nether, old PVP

FAQ

How can I join Nostalgia SMP?

To apply, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there.

What kind of gameplay can I expect on Nostalgia SMP?

Nostalgia SMP focuses on creating a community of players who enjoy a chill and relaxing SMP experience. The server encourages cooperation and building rather than PVP.

Are there any specific rules on Nostalgia SMP?

Yes, please refer to the rules section in our Discord server for a complete list of rules that all players must follow.

Is griefing allowed on Nostalgia SMP?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players are encouraged to respect each other’s builds and creations.

MangaCraft Server

answer, CHANGE, Character, character status, creator, doubt, Manga, manga character, Manga community, manga creator, manga fan, manga plot, manga question, manga series, manga storyline, MangaCraft, Mind, Possibility, question.., Server, Virgin, VIRGINITY

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6703	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to ask the creator of your favorite manga if their characters are virgins. Will you succeed in changing their mind or will you be forever doomed to wonder? Only on our server will you find such outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

CleanCraft, cleaning, community maintenance, content moderation, digital cleanliness, digital decluttering, digital janitor, forum management, forum organization, forum tidiness, internet cleanup, internet hygiene, Minecraft, Moderation, online cleaning, online forum, online sanitation, Server, TIDYING, trash posts, trash removal, virtual community, virtual space

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7333	Towns Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	139025	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of sifting through all the trash posts on /v/? Well, fear not, because I have swept in like a Minecraft cleaning wizard to make it clean and tidy for you! Join our server and experience the joy of a clutter-free /v/ where only the dankest memes and juiciest gaming discussions reign supreme. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blesses every player who joins with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a pig into battle. So come on in and let’s clean up this virtual mess together!

CraftyCleanFILNoob

aita, big boy, church group, cleaning, Cooking, CraftyCleanFILNoob, disrespectful behavior., elder care, family conflict, family dynamics, family stress, father in-law, Fil, helpless, meal prep, meal train, rocky relationship, sils, Traditionalist, ungrateful, vacation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!