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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4696 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9135 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
we also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory! it’s like a real-life minecraft crossover, except not really because that would be impossible.
oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building intricate structures with their beaks? it’s like a chicken construction crew, but way cooler.
so come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most absurd minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs all 5 senses when you can have taste and smell in the game? it’s a game-changer, literally.