join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure where you can save the environment by turning greenhouse gases into something useful! like, who needs to worry about global warming when you can just play minecraft and save the day, amirite?
so come on, join us on this server and be a hero in the minecraft world by turning methane into polymers and saving the planet, one block at a time! it’s gonna be lit, fam!
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? ya, it’s totally real and totally awesome. plus, the admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes (well, sometimes).
so what r u waitin’ for? come join the fun and adventure on this epic minecraft server! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!
So, get this, on this server, we got substantial and overlooked greenhouse gas emissions coming from deep Arctic lake sediment. I know, it sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a hidden underground lake that’s spewing out all sorts of crazy gases. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!
And that’s not all, folks! We also have insane stories about ancient civilizations that used to roam these lands. Rumor has it, they left behind secret temples filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover their mysteries?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.
so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!
we have seaweeds and 3-NOP to save the planet from cow toots!!! 🌎🐄
join us and help fight the greenhouse gas that makes up most of the dairy industry’s environmental footprint!!! 🌿🐄
save the planet, one minecraft block at a time!!! 🌍🐄
join now and be a hero in the battle against cow farts!!! 🦸♂️🐄
(Disclaimer: This server is not actually saving the planet from cow farts, it’s just a fun and silly way to attract players. Please don’t take this description too seriously.)
Imagine a world where the bark of all the trees is laid out flat, covering the entire Earth’s land surface. That’s the kind of epic scale we’re talking about on this server. It’s like Mother Nature herself is throwing a party and everyone’s invited!
So, why should you join this crazy server? Well, for starters, you’ll be helping save the planet one block at a time. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some of the coolest microbes around. Who knows, maybe they’ll even teach you a thing or two about sustainable living.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that even virtual worlds can make a real difference. Let’s get blocky with it!
| Server URL | play.server26.net |
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| Map | map.server26.net |
| Discord | server26.net/discord |
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.
Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.
Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.
But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!
If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.
Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.
But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.
Join us and experience the high-stakes, mentally engaging task of building your own world in Minecraft. Just like the handle of that mug snapped clean off, your mind will be blown by the endless possibilities on our server.
Not a clumsy person? No problem! Even the most elite-level players can find a challenge on our server. And if you’re looking for some sweet revenge like in this story, we’ve got plenty of opportunities for playful mischief.
So come on over and join us, where breaking dishes is just the beginning of the fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself squirming with excitement like our friend in this tale. See you in the game!
Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.
Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!
Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat or sleep. But hey, who needs food and rest when you’re busy mining diamonds and fighting off zombies, am I right?
Join us and become part of a community where obsidian is the new currency and diamond armor is the new fashion statement. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the addiction begin!
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have enchanted diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Plus, every new player gets their very own pet llama that can breakdance on command.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
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Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!
What We Offer:
| Launch Date: | July 28, 2024 🚀 |
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| Version: | 1.21 Map 🌍 |
| Difficulty: | Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪 |
| Fire Spread: | Turned Off 🔥🚫 |
| Pl3xMap: | Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨ |
| Discord: | Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️ |
| LGBTQI+ Friendly: | A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈 |
We’re on the Hunt For:
**Upcoming Events:**
Why Join Us?
Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.
Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.
List of plugins and datapacks:
Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)
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Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!
