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MethHeadMansion Minecraft Server

9mm, big boy voice, criminal trespassing, Demon, firm boundaries, high school, Junkie, meth head, methamphetamine, MethHeadMansion, Minecraft, neighbor, no trespassing, peace and quiet, private property, rural living, Server, trespassing, wildlife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	123	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Void Armor Forged:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama and excitement? Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with unwanted visitors like Methany! Our server is so exclusive, even half of our own family doesn’t know where it is located.

But don’t worry, we have a strict ‘No Trespassing’ policy just like in real life. You can practice your big boy voice and assert your dominance just like the OP did with Methany. Who knows, maybe you’ll encounter your own demon-possessed intruder looking for a hangout spot!

Join now for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you see someone lurking outside your virtual window, grab your virtual 9mm and show them who’s boss!

TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

assclown, Dysfunctional, Hillbilly, ignorant, low iq, meth head, midnight tweaker, Minecraft, monster truck, redneck, Rural, Server, Sideshow, trailerpark, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Ultimate, uneducated, White Trash, white trash culture, white trash fashion, white trash humor, white trash lifestyle, white trash stereotypes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	195
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Emeralds Found:	6580
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	501545
Dimension Hops:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	6490	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	934591	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPleasure, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9144	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	6376
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	132320
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Animals Bred:	122
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, Builds, Caring, Connection, expressions of love, gestures of love, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, Kindness, love, LovinCraft, partner, pranks, relationship, romance, showing love, small gestures, smp, special moments, Support, thoughtful

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!

RegretCraft

bad decisions, Choices, consequences, decision, hindsight, influence, influence decision, influence regret, influenced actions, misguided influence, mistake, negative influence, past mistakes, peer influence, peer pressure, regret, RegretCraft, regretful behavior, regretful choices

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ores Mined:	5857	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!