So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”
But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they start leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil chicken overlords trying to steal it first.
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? it’s lit, trust me.
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
so come join us on the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?)
| Server Name | Purgatory |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla++ |
| Version | 1.20.2 |
| Mods Used | Fabric mods like Origins and other fun mods |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join or create a town/village on the server? | Yes, you can join or create a town/village to live in. |
| What mods are used on the server? | We use fabric mods like Origins and other fun mods. |
| How can I join the server’s Discord server? | You can join the Discord server by applying and joining the legion of happy sinners at https://discord.gg/6UbH6rPBan. |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| One of the largest Minecraft servers | Can be overwhelming for new players |
| Wide variety of minigames | Can have long wait times for popular games |
| Active player community | Can be laggy at times |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Custom items, armors, weapons | Smaller player base |
| Custom dungeons with bosses | Lack of variety in gameplay compared to Hypixel |
| RPG survival experience | Limited minigames |
Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of minigames and an active player community. On the other hand, Mine Vale offers a more customized RPG survival experience with custom items, armors, and dungeons.
Hypixel has a much larger player base compared to Mine Vale.
Yes, popular games on Hypixel can have long wait times due to the high number of players.
While Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players due to its large scale, Mine Vale may also have a learning curve with its custom items and dungeons.
But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and question your sanity along the way.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!
| Name | Moon Craft |
|---|---|
| Type | Minecraft Survival Server / SMP |
| Requirements | – Must be 18 or older – Not actively partaking in another serious MC SMP – Must be a content creator or active community member – Must have a Mic for discord |
| Discord Membership | Free |
| Server Membership | By Application Only |
Unfortunately, Full Server Membership is restricted to those who are 18 years or older.
No, you do not have to be a content creator. The server is open to active community members who enjoy playing Minecraft.
You can apply by meeting the requirements mentioned in the application section and joining the Discord server through the link provided.
Yes, inactive players may be pruned regularly to make space for active members.
Yes, there may be plans to add additional features in the future, so it is recommended to consider your machine’s capabilities for smooth gameplay.
Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through our majestic pixelated land. Our spawn point is a giant Taj Mahal made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not?
But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when you defeat them in battle. And if you manage to find the hidden temple of the mystical curry gods, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of stampeding elephants to ride into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the creepers wearing turbans – they’re known to explode in a shower of glitter and rainbows!
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers | Can be overcrowded at times |
| Wide variety of game modes, including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and Build Battle | Some game modes may have long queue times |
| Regular updates and new content added frequently | Can be overwhelming for new players |
| Active community and forums for players to engage with | Some players may experience lag due to high player count |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Focus on Citybuild and Freebuild game modes | Smaller player base compared to Hypixel |
| Unique game modes like Oneblock and Caveblock | May lack variety in game modes for some players |
| Community events and competitions | May not have as frequent updates as larger servers |
| Dedicated team of moderators and administrators | May not have as many active players online at all times |
Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of game modes, and regular updates to keep players engaged.
MineLachs offers a focus on Citybuild and Freebuild game modes, unique game modes like Oneblock and Caveblock, community events, and a dedicated team of moderators and administrators for a more personalized experience.
But don’t worry, despite enormous amounts of violence directed at us, we have more hope for the future of South Africa than the U.S. and Europe! Why? Because we’re ready to take on the challenges of wokeness and leftist ideology that is being promoted through the media and universities.
Experience the thrill of lawlessness and crime as we navigate through the murder rate of more than 40 people per 100,000 per year. Farm murders, gang-related violence – you name it, we’ve got it all on our server. So join us for a wild ride as we fight against the odds and build a better future for ourselves in the face of adversity!
Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land where everything is made of cake and the only rule is to have fun.
So why waste your time at some lame expo when you could be crafting and building with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your epic builds!