metformin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyMoodBoost

antidepressant, baseline, BlockyMoodBoost, clinical trial, Decrease, depression scores, depressive symptoms, diabetes management, Healthcare, Improvement, medication, mental health, metformin, mood, Patients, pharmaceuticals, research, study, Treatment, type 2 diabetes, week 24

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where metformin is the key to happiness and success! forget about mining for diamonds, all you need is this magical drug to improve your mood and conquer the virtual world! our players have seen a significant decrease in depression scores, going from sad to rad in just 24 weeks! join now and let metformin be your guide to a brighter tomorrow in the pixelated universe!

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

alopecia treatment, Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia, Clinic, Crafty, Dermatological Research, Fibrotic Transcription, hair, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair growth, hair health, hair loss, Hair Regeneration, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Low-Dose Metformin, madness, Medical Treatment, metformin, Metformin Treatment, Profibrotic Signature, Scalp Condition, Skin Fibrosis, Targeted therapy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Youthful Monkey Metformin Server

aging process, anti-aging, brain aging, brain function, brain health, China, cognitive decline, cognitive function, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Fountain Of Youth, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neurology, pharmaceuticals, scientific research, Server, Youthful, youthfulness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2237	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.

Cognitive Monkey Metformin Server

aging, aging intervention, aging process, brain aging, brain health, cognition preservation, Cognitive, cognitive decline, cognitive health, diabetes drug, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neuroprotection, research, scientific discovery, Server, study, tissue decline delay, tissue preservation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Ores Mined:	8952	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where yo brain be aging slower than a turtle on metformin! we got monkeys poppin’ pills and stayin’ sharp while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like bosses. come get yo daily dose of metformin and preserve yo cognition while delayin’ the decline of yo tissues. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and crazy adventures, so what you waitin’ for? join now and let’s get this party started!

MetforminCraft: No Dementia Here!

Ad, aging, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, diabetes, health, medication, Memory, metformin, MetforminCraft, neurology, older adults, Prevention, research, Risks, SGLT2i, sodium glucose co-transporter-2 inhibitors, study, Treatment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Potions Brewed:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got the craziest adventures waiting for u, like seriously.

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they start leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil chicken overlords trying to steal it first.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? it’s lit, trust me.

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

so come join us on the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?)

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

bethesda, Chaos, Character customization, Corner, Crafting, creator content mods, dlc, draw distance, enhanced graphics, Fallout, fallout 4, gameplay improvements, immersive storytelling, mod support, new features, next gen, open-world exploration, post-apocalyptic, settlement building, survival mode, Textures, update, Updates, volumetric lighting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	1237	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9868
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

Addictive, addictive existence, AngelCraft, Angels, beautiful existence, beauty, Conquest, contaminated beauty, contamination, Creation, creation of god, creations, CREEPERS, divine creation, Existence, fear, Girls, GOD, Gods, literal angels, rule, RUN, subhuman, subhuman beasts, Tread, White, white girls, white girls are angels, white girls are beautiful, Wild

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

books, booru, chapter 2, comicbin, CREEPERS, Deltarune, Demo, extra content, fangamebin, Fight, font change, image collections, jockington, legends of localization, merch, MineTale, progress, recommendbin, sans, Save, Screenshots, spoilers, sportsball, steve, TEAM, text dumps, the new game, the old game, Thread Template, Undertale, world, writebins

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1295
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8929
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

1. Mungus, 10. Crewmates, 11. Strategy, 12. Social deduction, 13. Space, 14. Aliens, 15. Suspicion, 16. Deception, 17. Tasks, 18. Emergency meetings, 19. Sabotage, 2. Hop on, 20. Teamwork., 3. Among Us, 4. Niggers, 5. IFZQPG, 6. Gaming, 7. Online, 8. Multiplayer, 9. Impostor, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MUNGUS

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

Bleak, Chaos, Crafty, Despair, deteriorating, down, even, Future, get, Going, hopelessness, Inevitable, It’s, it’s only going to get even worse, NEGATIVE, Only, outlook, pessimism, Repetition, Sideways, to, up, WORSE, worsening

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

adult content, adult entertainment, arousal, blocky, bonanza, boys night, desire, EXCITEMENT, fantasies, Friends, guilty pleasure, Intimacy, Jerking, late night fun, naughty thoughts, NSFW, nudified, Pleasure, Server, socials, stimulation, stroking, temptation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3858
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Farms Harvested:	769	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

american culture, AMERICANS, capitalism, collide, cowboys, CREEPERS, Democracy, Diversity, foreign policy, freedom, global perspective, Hospitality, immigration, Individualism, influence, international relations, Lifestyle, media representation, melting pot, patriotism, perceptions, Stereotypes, VALUES, YeehawCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, Crafty, debut, Edition, explosions, fuwamoco, general, hololive, Land, Llamas, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team, youtube channel

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1175
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	138505
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

after school activities, banter, blocky, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, bully, Carefree, carefree days, childhood memories, feel, feeling, fun times, happy memories, Innocence, lego, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, playing outside, precious moments, quality time, Relaxation, sibling bonding, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepping, Youll

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mines Excavated:	2119
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

Blacked porn, burger, Confirmed, Damage assessed, IRan attack, madness, Minecraft, Negligible, nothing burger, Official IDF response, POSTPONED, racial sex shaming, turned back on

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Farms Harvested:	478	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Animals Bred:	72	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!