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Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

best video games, dumb monkeys, hate human scum, hobby, Holy Bible, Humanity, incel, Minecraft, offline gaming, self improvement, Skyrim, Skyrim community, skyrim exploration, skyrim gameplay, skyrim mods, skyrim quests, Skyrim roleplaying, smp, society, team games, treacherous online games, try harder, turning back on humanity, turning back on society

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	480	Players Killed by Monsters:	4530
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2107	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crops Grown:	3931	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	143
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!