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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7114 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Enchantments Applied: | 297 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
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Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!