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Cock Music Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

Appearance, Behavior, Chad, chadcraft, confusion, doubt, guy, Identity, Insecurity, judgment, Labels, Masculinity, peer pressure, Perception, player, question.., self esteem, social norms, societal expectations, stereotype, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Potions Brewed:	165	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5432	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Pixelated Anime Adventures

80s, Adventures, aliens, Anime, Archie, Ataru, classic, comedy, cultural references, humor, Japanese Simpsons, looney tunes, lum, Manga, pixelated, Retro, romance, school life, Sci Fi, slapstick, tagalog, Urusei Yatsura

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	6309	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool

Adventures, athletes, best, blocks, Champions, Competition, Crafty, Drool, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, Goal, Hockey, ice hockey, NHL, pittsburgh penguins, PLAYOFFS, puck, rules, skates, sports, stanley cup, TEAM, true white man sport, Victory

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and PIZZA! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying pizza in our world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of LLAMAS who control the fate of the entire universe. Join forces with them and unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a DISCO party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even impress the legendary CREEPER DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS because we are the best, both in Minecraft and on the ice!

FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4889
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!

Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?

Game Over, Crafty Creepers

betrothed, Crafty, CREEPERS, Game, geomaxxing, good women, mentally broken, Mess, old boomer, Over.., radfems, religious families, shut ins, snatched, way out

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!

control, CraftyWitches, discrimination, double standards, equality, Ethics, Evil, evil women, female empowerment, feminism, gender, Justice, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, morality, Opinions, power, rule, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Thoughts, Villain, Women

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Towns Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Come join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the craziest adventures with evil women! Our server is run by a group of wicked witches who will stop at nothing to conquer the Minecraft world.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.

But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!

Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1340
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro

CHANGE, Crafty, Development, Evolution, growth, how-to, Journey, lolz, mindset shift, noob, personal growth, Positive Change, PRO, progress, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-transformation, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay experience? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.

But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!

Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dimension Hops:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game has an incredibly deep combos system that will blow your mind! But here’s the catch – it doesn’t matter at all because there’s a singular optimal combo for every situation. Why do the devs do this? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay!

Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!