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SickSonSquadCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Potions Brewed:	115
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

> So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP

abstain, challenge, Defeat, discipline, Failure, funny, humor, internet challenge, internet trend, Lost, meme, Minecraft, no nut november, November, nut, regret, self improvement, self-control, smp, social media, temptation, viral

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t judge you for losing No Nut November because let’s be real, Minecraft is way more important than that silly challenge. Join us and let’s build a world where the only nuts we care about are the ones we find in our chests (get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about diamonds and emeralds here).

Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.

No Magic Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, comic book characters, fictional characters, Magic, Minecraft, no magic, no supernatural abilities, non-magical powers, physical strength, Server, strongest character, super strength, SuperHero, superhuman abilities

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked by wizards and witches on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, magic is strictly forbidden! That’s right, no more getting turned into a frog or struck by lightning out of nowhere.

Join us and prove your strength without relying on any hocus pocus. Build epic fortresses, battle fierce mobs, and show off your PvP skills without worrying about some mage casting a spell on you.

Who will emerge as the ultimate warrior on our server? Will it be the fearless knight in shining armor, the cunning rogue with ninja-like reflexes, or the beefed-up barbarian ready to smash anything in their path? The only way to find out is to join us and start your epic adventure today!

The Board Has Been Dead Even Before The Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	184
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ores Mined:	3523	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3275	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can only be appeased by building a giant statue of a potato in their honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

Carson’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Oh, forget about Carson Daly, come join our Minecraft server where the only Daly you’ll be thinking about is mining for diamonds all day! Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on unicorns, and battle evil creepers with your trusty pet llama by your side.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a magical portal that transports you to a world where pigs can fly and chickens can dance the cha-cha. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret club where you can trade enchanted items with other players and participate in epic dance battles to win rare loot.

So say goodbye to Carson Daly and hello to the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Chloe Kitts & the #1 University of South Carolina Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as they come. From building giant statues of llamas to creating elaborate pranks that will have you questioning reality, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have the legendary Chloe Kitts leading the charge, known for her daring escapades and fearless attitude. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves using nothing but a stack of cooked pork chops and a catchy tune on her jukebox.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the #1 University of South Carolina tales that are told around the campfire every night. From epic battles against hordes of creepers to daring rescues of stranded villagers, these stories will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Isles Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Crafty, ducks, independent talents, indie vtubers, Isles, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, non-english streamers, OC material, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch Partners, upcoming birthdays, viewer averages, VOD archival, VOD Archive, vtuber community, youtube equivalents

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers? Look no further than this server, where we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world. Why join? Because we have the most exclusive and elusive indie vtubers who are not defined by their corporate branding. We’re talking about chuubas who are so independent, they make Elon Musk look like a corporate sellout.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, our Wheel of Names will have you spinning with excitement.

So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s build a virtual world together, one indie vtuber at a time. See you there, chuubas!

Lost my Mojo Minecraft SMP

110k, 13K, 300, Billions, bull market, Buy, Clicking, Crypto, cryptocurrency, Giga, Hope, investing, Lost, lost my mojo, market analysis, MCAP, memes, Minecraft, mojo, moodeng, rekt, smp, spx6900, Struggling

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Magic Items Found:	1647
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

Are you tired of getting rekt in the crypto world? Do you struggle to find the next big meme to invest in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual currency trading without the risk of losing your hard-earned cash. Our community is filled with expert meme investors who can help you find your mojo and start clicking again.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy into top memes like giga and moodeng spx6900 at over 500m mcap. Who knows, you might just make billions! So come on, throw in your entire 13k and watch your virtual wallet grow.

But be warned, everything is topping now and these tops are not tops when the full bull starts. So join our Minecraft SMP today and let the memes guide you to financial success!

⊱ TreesPVP ⊰ Minecraft server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

⊱ Here at TreesPVP you can show your abilities in practice by trying our signature mob arena with waves, which is not so simple, and only the strongest can reach the final battle ⊰

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Kuro’s Minecraft Server: Game On!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ores Mined:	5278
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kuro’s game! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kuro’s game and was immediately transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. But that’s not all – this player discovered a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. And all they had to do was defeat a giant chicken boss to claim it all!

But wait, there’s more! On Kuro’s game, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kuro’s game today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Donut Delight Minecraft SMP

Bakery, bakery shop, BEN, Breakfast, calories, craving, DELICIOUS, DELIGHT, dessert, donut, donuts, Food, Fried, GLAZED, indulgence, Minecraft, Pastry, smp, snack, Sugar, sugary delight, sweets, temptation, Treat

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	247	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the donuts flow like water and the diamonds are as plentiful as dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more donuts than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground donut society, where players trade diamonds for the most delicious pastries you’ve ever tasted. Will you be able to uncover their sugary secrets and become the ultimate donut master?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your place as the bravest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where donuts rule and diamonds are just a bonus. Trust us, it’s a donut-filled adventure you won’t want to miss!