metaphorical excitement Minecraft Servers

metaphorical excitement Minecraft Servers

  • Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

    Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5646
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

    But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

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  • TheVacuumCleanerSphere – Mods Included! No Stray Garbage Allowed!

    TheVacuumCleanerSphere – Mods Included! No Stray Garbage Allowed!
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4062
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Crops Grown: 7247 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server The Dyson Sphere by SphereMC
    Server Type Modded
    Version Minecraft 1.20.1
    Modpack The Dyson Sphere
    Difficulty Mild
    RAM Recommendation 6GB minimum

    FAQ

    What sets The Dyson Sphere modpack apart?

    The modpack is inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but has been trimmed down for optimal gameplay and performance. It offers an immersive world with modded biomes, magic, and technology like Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

    What is the server’s commitment to uptime and performance?

    SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts, ensuring a seamless and up-to-date experience for players.

    How can I join the server?

    The server is whitelist-only at this time. To join, make a quick ticket on the Discord server: https://discord.gg/spheremc

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  • CraftyTravelers – Minecraft Server

    CraftyTravelers – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 8676
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Potions Brewed: 162
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take flag collecting to a whole new level! Join us as we embark on epic quests to collect regional flags like states and provinces, all while engaging in autistic activities and funposting.

    Ever wanted to fill maps with flags and show off your collection to the world? Our world template and Extra Flags templates will help you do just that. And if you’re feeling extra creative, our flag creation guide will have you designing your own flags in no time.

    But that’s not all! We have tools like FlagHunter, Flaggot, Flag Fixer, and Extra Flag Lister to enhance your flag-collecting experience. And for those who love a good dump, we have maps and .kmls ready for you to explore.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the flag-collecting madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden flag that leads you to buried treasure. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and start flagging away!

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  • SettlerSlay Minecraft Server

    SettlerSlay Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 9502
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about slam pigs and debt? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from real life drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few slam pigs (but don’t worry, they won’t put you into debt)! Say goodbye to your troubles and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that $30k debt)!

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  • GraveCraft Minecraft Server

    GraveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 5885
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Potions Brewed: 46
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Farms Harvested: 599 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every house you buy comes with a spooky surprise! Imagine the thrill of discovering that your new home used to be a funeral home – talk about killer real estate deals!

    Join us for a hauntingly good time as you explore the creepy catacombs beneath your house, filled with ghostly mobs and hidden treasures. Don’t worry, the former residents are just dying to meet you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a horde of undead creatures.

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a haunted house – who knows what kind of spooky surprises await you around every corner!

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  • PotionCrafters

    PotionCrafters
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5445
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 477 Mines Excavated: 2607
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Animals Bred: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 228 Mythical Quests Completed: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling sicker than a zombie in a sauna? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to cure what ails ya! Join us for a dose of virtual vitamin D and let our pixelated pigs and cows give you a pick-me-up like no other. Our enchanted potions are brewed with only the finest ingredients, including tears of a creeper and unicorn farts. So come on down and let our blocky world of wonders heal your soul and make you feel better than a diamond sword in a field of zombies. Join now and say goodbye to feeling under the weather, because on our server, the only thing that’s sick is our sick beats!

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  • CopenhagenCrafters

    CopenhagenCrafters
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3503
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1227 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 453
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    join da best minecraft server ever where u can take out all ur pent up aggression like the danish prime minister in copenhagen!! build ur own castle and defend it from evil mobs or maybe even other players who try to steal ur diamonds!! come join the fun and let out ur inner viking on this epic server where anything can happen!! #minecraftmadness #crazyfun #joinus

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  • BlockTalkMC

    BlockTalkMC
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 470
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by talking cows. not just any cows, but cows that can actually hold a conversation with you. they give you quests and stuff, like finding the rarest flower in the land or building a statue of them in the town square. it’s like a moo-tastic adventure!

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a sight to see. you can join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves.

    and if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s a rumor that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the server. but be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yeah, you heard me right. a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

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  • Welcome to the land of MCSUGARS, where diamonds reign supreme and chest shops sell the best treats! Join now for some sweet adventures!

    Welcome to the land of MCSUGARS, where diamonds reign supreme and chest shops sell the best treats! Join now for some sweet adventures!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 7878
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Villages Defended: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    MCSugars Minecraft Server

    IP mcsugars.com
    Bedrock IP mcsugars.com : 19132
    Discord Click here to join!

    MCSugars is a SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance).

    You can also project your land with the land claim plugin and create your own player warps for your friends to come visit or create a chest shop at your warp and sell high demand items, try become the richest!

    This server is also anti-pay to win. We include a /free command so you can buy anything from /buy for free using your diamonds balance.

    NEW creative server to build whatever you want!

    Prebuild builds for survival on creative and copy them over with litematica for easy rebuilding!

    You also get access to worldedit commands on creative!

    World border: 50000

    Map size: 2,500,000,000 blocks

    There is also resource worlds with mob spawns disabled to safely collect resources for your builds!

    There is a map-art world if you want to create cool map arts too!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server is anti-pay to win. We include a /free command for players to buy items from /buy without spending real money.
    Can I create my own player warps? Yes, you can create your own player warps for friends to visit or to set up a chest shop and sell items.
    Is there a world border? Yes, the world border is set at 50000 blocks.
    Are there resource worlds for gathering materials? Yes, there are resource worlds with mob spawns disabled for safe resource collection.

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  • CraftyVShojo+ Server

    CraftyVShojo+ Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 3877
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Alien Abductions: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Animals Bred: 106 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the McDonalds at Home Edition! Why settle for the real thing when you can have a virtual burger that tastes just like cardboard? Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who are as chaotic as a creeper explosion.

    Froot is LIVE playing Apex with Zen and Toaster, but don’t worry, we’ll never forgive whoever decided on this team. Maybe it was Toaster’s fault, or maybe it was the work of a mischievous Enderman. Either way, if you’re not into Apex, Henya is also LIVE, ignoring the Summer Games Fest to do her own thing.

    But wait, there’s more! Jowol is LIVE too, and rumor has it that Geega and Juniper will be joining him for a Summer Games Fest watchalong. It’s a party crazier than a zombie apocalypse, and you’re invited!

    So come on over and keep things comfy and civil by ignoring bait and being excellent to each other. And don’t forget to check out our VShojo crew, from Froot to Mel to Zen. They’re more entertaining than a pig race in the Nether.

    Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of /vsj+/!

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  • Self-LoathingCraft Minecraft Server

    Self-LoathingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1232
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    We have so many unique features that you won’t find anywhere else, like our exclusive editionroadkill where you can run over mobs in style. Want to explore the vast world of Minecraft in a whole new way? Check out our tagmap where you can tag locations with hilarious tags like haha and hahaihatemyself.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our community at posshouse where you can chat with other players who also hate themselves (in a funny way, of course). And don’t forget to hop on our server posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for some truly outrageous adventures.

    So why wait? Come join us and embrace the madness at /haha/ i hate myself Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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