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Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	170	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	243	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Farms Harvested:	830
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

ChipThiefDoubleDate

Apology, awkward situation, Best Friend, Chip, ChipThiefDoubleDate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dinner date, double date, EMBARRASSMENT, food etiquette, friendship, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, sharing, smoking area, Social Interaction, social norms, table manners

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	389306	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Farms Harvested:	888
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Votes:	2332	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	4672	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crops Grown:	3999	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7553	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3164	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!