Metaphor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

smp, power, taboo, humor, Cummer

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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CraftyPersonaMC Server

ReFantazio, Anti Spammer Tech, persona 5, metaphor, Draw Corner

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like the “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where players battle it out on the dance floor while dodging fireballs from the dragon. Or how about our “Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge” where you have to fend off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream?

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like the “Diamond Armor Fashion Show” where players strut their stuff in the latest diamond armor designs. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest pig in all the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find the legendary “Notch’s Secret Stash” filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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HeartlessCraft

SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, HeartlessCraft, self-connection, self-acceptance

come join our epic minecraft server where you can touch your heart in both the poetic and literal sense! we have magical potions that make you feel all the feels and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds! our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep! plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free hugs and unlimited diamonds! join now and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life!

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MinePersona Server – where your avatar is your metaphor!

ReFantazio, Persona ISO, P5M, MinePersona, Spammer Tech

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

We have exclusive events like the annual Creeper Fashion Show, where players strut their stuff in the latest explosive fashion trends. And don’t miss our weekly Ender Dragon races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden portal to the Nether realm, where you can challenge the mighty Wither boss to a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can recite the entire script of Shrek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

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MinePersonaServer

MinePersonaServer, P5B, Persona Concerts, Persona, ReFantazio

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to meet Aigis from Persona 3 Reload Episode -The Answer- on September 9, 2024. That’s right, Aigis herself will be roaming around, ready to battle creepers and zombies with you!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event planned for October 11, 2024 – ReFantazio will be released, and you can be the first to explore this magical world in Minecraft! And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive access to Persona 5X in China – join our server and experience the thrill of this new release!

Still not convinced? How about this – our server is home to the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! That’s right, every Friday night, we gather around a virtual table and enjoy delicious virtual pizza together. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and explore the wonders of Persona, battle alongside Aigis, and indulge in some virtual pizza madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MinePersona Server – Crafting Metaphors

metaphor, Persona art, Crafting, persona 5, Persona 5 Arena

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb.com!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a creeper explosion. We’ve got more twists and turns than a Minecraft maze, and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We’ve got mini-games, events, and a community so tight, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky griefers and lava traps – it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. See you in the blocky world, fellow adventurers!

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CheckmateCraft Minecraft Server

intelligence, growth, patience, Minecraft, Foresight

Forget chess, come join our Minecraft server where you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with pixelated pigs and exploding creepers! Who needs boring old strategy games when you can build your own empire and conquer your enemies with diamond swords and enchanted armor?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare resources, crafting epic weapons, and facing off against other players in epic PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find.

So why waste your time playing chess when you can embark on a wild adventure in our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the games begin!

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DishwasherHalfFullCraft

positivity, analogy, Dishwasher, comparison, cleanliness

join our epic minecraft server where the dishwasher is always half-full and the creepers are always half-dead! come build a house made entirely of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with a saddle made of diamonds! our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the macarena! plus, if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual tacos! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the glass is always half-full…of lava!

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FutureCraft Minecraft Server

metaphor, Self Discovery, wisdom, FutureCraft, epiphany

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness!

Join us and you’ll discover that living like a bird is not just a metaphor, it’s a way of life on our server. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world (or at least the coop)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary newborns, tiny creatures with the power to summon rainbows and shoot lasers from their eyes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of living like a bird (hint: it involves a lot of flapping and squawking)!

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FeedMeOnceOrElse

Giving, self-sufficiency, ProVerb, Request, man

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by man-eating fish! forget about boring old fishing for regular fish, come catch some man-eating fish and become the ultimate fisherman in the land!

our server is full of crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie chickens and building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the fish are out to get you!

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