metaphor Minecraft Servers

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  • ZebraCraft – Hear the Hoofbeats

    ZebraCraft – Hear the Hoofbeats

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to ride a zebra in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got zebras, unicorns, and even flying pigs! yea, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS!

    join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden carrot, rumored to give u superpowers like shooting lasers from ur eyes and making ur enemies explode into confetti.

    we also have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show, where u can dress up ur llama in the most ridiculous outfits u can imagine.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and zebras are just the beginning. remember, sometimes hearing hoofbeats means zebras.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tanagra Internet Adventures

    Tanagra Internet Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

    Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Roomy Elephants Digging Craft

    Roomy Elephants Digging Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    hav u ever seen an elephant in a room? well, now u can in our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life. we have elephants that can fly and shoot lasers out of their trunks. u can ride them into battle against evil unicorns and giant chickens.

    we also have a secret underground base where u can find treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but be careful, there are traps everywhere and u might end up in a room full of angry llamas.

    if u survive all that, u can join our epic dance party with the villagers and creepers. we have a dj booth made out of diamonds and u can request ur favorite tunes like “creeper, aw man” on repeat.

    so come join us at Elephant In The Room and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio #73

    MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio #73

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to win a virtual trophy at the TRUE Game Awards editionTGA 2024 stream! We’ve got more players than you can count, with ReFantazio peaking at a whopping 85k concurrent players on Steam!

    But that’s not all – our server has surpassed 1 million sales on launch day! And guess what? It’s available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry). Need resources and useful links? We’ve got ’em all right here: https://rentry.co/MetaphorRefantaziovg

    And don’t forget to check out our Metaphor Digital Artbook and Special Soundtrack – they’ll blow your mind! Plus, with our MetaphorFix, you’ll get proper ultrawide support and other cool things you never knew you needed.

    But the real question is: how should you build your MC (Minecraft character)? Well, the common consensus is a hybrid STR/MAG/AGI build is best, but realistically, anything works! You won’t brick yourself, even on Hard or Regicide difficulty.

    As for team comp, just do whatever you like the most – it’ll work on any difficulty! And don’t worry about managing your time – there’s more than enough in the game to 100% it. And when it comes to royal virtues, prioritize eloquence and tolerance, and avoid courage boosts at all costs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unleash your inner royal slash master! But remember, PLEASE MARK SPOILERS – we take our virtual trophies very seriously here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MetaCraft – ReFantazio Minecraft Server

    MetaCraft – ReFantazio Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like winning Game of the Year at The Game Awards every day! Our latest update, Version 1.09, is so lit that it caused ReFantazio to peak at 85k concurrent players on Steam and surpass 1 million sales on launch day. It’s like the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams, available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories. Build your Minecraft character however you want, because let’s be real, you won’t brick yourself even on Hard mode. Want to know the best team comp? Who cares! Just do whatever you like and it’ll work on any difficulty.

    So come on, join us on this epic journey where Royal Slash scales based on the higher of your STR or MAG. It’s like a fantasy world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we have our own version of the Game Awards! Forget about Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, because our server’s favorite for Game of the Year is Atlus’ Metaphor: ReFantazio! Why, you ask? Well, because it has a title that makes no sense, low production values (we love an underdog), and a niche ethos that just screams “winner” to us.

    Join us on this crazy server where we celebrate the weirdest and wildest games out there. Who needs high production values when you can have a game with a title that sounds like it was made up by a drunk unicorn? Plus, our voting jury is made up of a diverse group of Minecraft players who have seen it all and are ready to crown the true Game of the Year.

    So come on over and experience the madness of our Minecraft server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, you might just find your new favorite game in the most unexpected place. Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

    Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all of our players are secretly trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fending off creepers with their bare hands.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

    Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

    We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

    Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

    Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

    So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP