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Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, character study, Conspiracy, Cyber Security, dark secrets, Drama, Elliot, Elliot Alderson, Elliot episode, Elliot’s journey, Elliot’s mind, Elliots, funny, Hacker, Inner Demons, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mr robot, psychological thriller, Rami Malek, smp, Technology, tv show, unreliable narrator

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mines Excavated:	4526	New Chunks Explored:	863177
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

LawnCareHustle, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

No Apology Accepted!

Accepted, Apology, care, confusion, Conversation, Dead, drunk driving incident, EXCUSE, green thumb, Human, Instructions, mistake, pet sitting, Plants, response, Risk, Shocked, Soul, stress, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ores Mined:	5129	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

abuse of power, BullyBeGone, bullying, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, CubicleCraft, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, Harassment, hostile work environment, HR intervention, intimidation, mental health impact, mistreatment, professional development, psychological abuse, RETALIATION, seeking support, smp, standing up for oneself, toxic work environment, verbal abuse, workplace bullying

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

LoudCarLamentCraft

annoying noise, car culture, car enthusiasts, car exhaust, car modifications, custom cars, disruptive vehicles, inconsiderate drivers, loud cars, loud engines, LoudCarLamentCraft, noisy vehicles, obnoxious cars, vehicle noise, vehicle noise pollution

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	2101	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

BidenCraftUltimatum

biden, BidenCraftUltimatum, Cabinet approval, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gallant trip, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli Defense Minister, Israeli prime minister, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Netanyahu, official visit, Politics, summit, Ultimatum, US, US president

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Farms Harvested:	313
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Jumping Universe Showdown

Alternate Realities, capability, disproved theory, Existence, existence of self, hypothetical scenarios, infinite universes, Jumping, jumping between universes, multiple dimensions, multiverse theory, multiverses, parallel universes, Possibility, proof, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, scientific speculation, showdown, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, Universe

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	161
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Towns Built:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crops Grown:	5746
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!