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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8846 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)