Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without the fear of being interrogated about your stomach softness. Plus, we have a strict no-poo-talk policy to ensure a poop-free gaming experience.
Don’t be like this poor woman in her 30s who had to ask if she’s the asshole for not wanting to talk about diarrhea. Instead, join our server and escape the madness of toilet talk. Who knew Minecraft could be such a relief from poop conversations? Join now and leave your poo problems behind!
Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.
So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlimited riches. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the leader, Sir Oinksalot, he will grant you access to his treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald armor.
So why waste your time dealing with boring adult problems when you could be living it up in our Minecraft paradise? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!
picture this: u and ur squad of minecraft buddies are gearing up for a epic quest to defeat the ender dragon. but wait, there’s a twist! the ender dragon has teamed up with herobrine and they’re planning to take over the entire server. it’s up to u and ur friends to stop them before it’s too late.
oh, and did we mention we have custom plugins that let u ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life. trust us, u won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is based in South Africa, where the sun is always shining and the diamonds are plentiful. You’ll be mining for resources while jamming out to some sweet beats from local South African artists. And don’t even get me started on the epic safari adventures you can go on. Ride a zebra into battle against a pack of creepers? Yes, please!
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the plant-based protein revolution. Who needs meat when you have virtual tofu? Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Last Joust of Chivalry | |
|---|---|
| Welcome Message | “The realm continues to spiral into chaos…” |
| Focus | Factions combat and expansion |
| Server Features | – Custom siege engines with realistic block physics – Army expansion system – Extensive faction management and customisation – Additional modes like CreativePlots and PvPZone |
| Community | Join our community today |
Imagine a world where you can have dinner without a pair of puppy eyes staring at you, or where you can have some alone time with your fiancé without the constant presence of a clingy pooch. On our server, the only pets allowed are virtual ones that won’t demand your attention 24/7.
Say goodbye to dog hair on your clothes and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the clutches of a dog that won’t let you have a moment of peace. Who knew Minecraft could be the escape you needed from a doggone situation like this?