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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7515 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
