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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6305 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
