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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9533 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”
