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InstaAwkward Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, disagreement, Friends, home wrecker, Insecurity, InstaAwkward, instagram, Jealousy, long distance, Minecraft, Picture, relationship, reputation, Respect, Server, social media, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

So, picture this: you’re just chilling on our Minecraft server, building your epic castle, when suddenly you spot your girlfriend’s character on the shoulders of another player. And not just any player, but a notorious home wrecker who has a history of causing drama in the virtual world. His pixelated hands are creeping up her pixelated legs, and you’re like, “Wait, what is happening here?!” You try to talk to her about it, but she goes all berserk and accuses you of being a control freak in the Minecraft universe. Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, dear player! Join our server and escape the real-life craziness with some good old Minecraft fun. Build, explore, and make new friends who won’t cause virtual relationship drama. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find someone who appreciates your epic castle-building skills and doesn’t climb on other players’ shoulders without permission. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CheapCraft DivorceWars

#venting, aita, attitude, brother, buy one get one free, Cheap, CheapCraft, coupon, denial, Divorce, DivorceWars, EMBARRASSMENT, Financial, gas, hygienist, Late, MONEY, pharmacist, reason, SIL, Stingy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of dealing with stingy people in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where being cheap is a bannable offense! We don’t tolerate coupon-clipping, gas-saving, penny-pinching players here.

Join now and experience a world where you can spend your virtual currency without worrying about someone complaining about the cost of everything. Our server is divorce-proof, because we believe in spending freely and enjoying the finer things in life.

Don’t be like the player who got divorced because of their cheap ways, come join us and live a life of luxury in Minecraft! Remember, it’s not about the money, it’s about the fun!

SurvivalCraft Minecraft Server

Advancements, close calls, critical moments, historical dangers, historical hazards, historical resilience, historical threats, life-saving interventions, life-saving treatments, life-threatening situations, medical breakthroughs, medical progress, Minecraft, miraculous recoveries, miraculous survivals, modern medicine, near death experiences, near misses, overcoming adversity, Server, Survival, survival stories, survivalcraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	76	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills in ways you never thought possible! Have you ever wondered if you could survive in the wild west? Well, now you can find out! Our server takes you back in time to a world where cowboys roamed the land and bandits lurked around every corner. Can you outsmart the outlaws and stake your claim in this lawless land?

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to see if you could survive a zombie apocalypse? Our server has a special event where hordes of the undead roam the land, and it’s up to you to gather supplies and fend off the flesh-eating monsters. Can you build a fortress strong enough to withstand the zombie onslaught?

And if that’s not enough, we also have a time-travel feature that transports you to ancient civilizations where you must navigate treacherous jungles, decipher cryptic hieroglyphics, and avoid deadly traps. Can you uncover the secrets of the past and emerge victorious?

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the impossible! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re a true survivor in ways you never imagined.

CampCraft: WTF Moments

camp activities, camp counselors, campcraft, campfire stories, campfire tales, Childhood, Disturbing, experiences, Inappropriate Behavior, Memories, MOMENTS, NSFW, Outrageous, people, reddit, Shocking.., Stories, summer adventures, summer camp, teenage years, Wild, WTF

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Potions Brewed:	189	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Alright, listen up fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to experience a summer camp like no other, but from the comfort of your own blocky world? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your WTF/NSFW moments!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest and stumble upon a group of creepers having a wild dance party. Or maybe you come across a secret underground bunker filled with scandalous llamas trading diamond armor for emeralds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden lake where players can skinny dip under the moonlight while being serenaded by a chorus of zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a rare enchanted sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a summer camp experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen!

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Comments.., controversy, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic communication, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic exchange, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, Embassy, foreign relations, government response, India, international diplomacy, international news, media reports, Minecraft, official statement, political tensions, Server, Ukrainian ambassador, Zelensky

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Ores Mined:	9641
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so lyke, dis server is so lit dat even countries be summoning ambassadors over it. like, ukraine and india be all like “yo, we gotta talk about dis server, it’s too good.” and zelensky be like “oops, my bad, didn’t mean to cause an international incident over a minecraft server.” but fr, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so epic dat even world leaders be gettin involved. come join da fun and maybe start a diplomatic crisis or two, who knows?

PigHeadCraft

cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Espionage, Government, HACKING, Hacks, information warfare, intelligence agencies, international relations, online sabotage, pig head pictures, PigHeadCraft, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Russian websites, security breach, Ukraine, Ukrainian Intelligence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	323

So, like, imagine if you join this epic Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so crazy because Ukrainian intelligence is all up in there hacking Russian websites and replacing their homepages with pig head pictures! Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you join this server, maybe you’ll get to see some pig heads too! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a pig into battle or something. So come on, join now and witness the madness for yourself!

BrainyCraft: Mindful Miners

brain activity, brain cognition, brain communication, brain complexity, brain function, Brain functions, brain mechanisms, brain mysteries, brain mysteries decoded, brain mysteries explained, brain mysteries revealed, brain mysteries unraveled, brain mysteries unveiled, brain processes, brain research, Brains, BrainyCraft, Cognitive science, knowledge, mindful, miners, neuroscience, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like having ur brain melted by insane adventures and crazy fun? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride for ur brain, but in minecraft form.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena. u gotta build ur way out of a maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil zombie chefs trying to eat u.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with endermen? yea, it’s a thing on this server.

so come join us and let ur brain explode with excitement and confusion. cuz who needs logic when u got minecraft?

CaveCraft: Ozone Overload in Carlsbad

air quality, carlsbad, Carlsbad Caverns, Cavecraft, drilling, Emissions, environmental impact, Environmental Protection Agency, environmental regulation, Fossil Fuels, health standard, national park, new mexico, oil and gas, OVERLOAD, Ozone, ozone concentrations, ozone pollution, parts per billion, Permian Basin, pollution control, pollution monitoring, public health, Summer

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	4949
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the only drilling you’ll be doing is for diamonds, not ozone pollution! our server is so lit, even the EPA would approve. we have eight-hour ozone concentrations that exceed the health standard of 70 parts per billion, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of epic gaming! come to our server in carlsbad caverns, where you can mine for diamonds and battle mobs in a world filled with outrageous adventures. who needs clean air when you have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and let’s drill for diamonds, not ozone!

HunterCraft Minecraft Server

26 years, action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, chapter, die before finished, FANTASY, Hiatus, hunter x hunter 2011, huntercraft, long wait, long-running series, Manga, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, rewatching, Server, SHONEN, Story, togashi, Two Years

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	3245	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Potions Brewed:	66
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Towns Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to finish Hunter x Hunter? Join our Minecraft server and take matters into your own hands! With our custom quests and storylines, you can create your own epic adventure and finish it in a fraction of the time it takes Togashi. Plus, rumor has it that Togashi himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get a sneak peek at the ending before anyone else! Join now and show Togashi how it’s done!

PaganParty Minecraft Server

Adam Green, Bigotry, christcucks, Christian nationalist, conservatard, Crush, dark ages, destroyed Europe, Drugs, Ethnic Minorities, false gods, forebears, Gods, hate, hateful, Heill Óðinn., heritage, Hindu garb, hindus, immigration, intolerance, Jews, LARPers, Minecraft, muslims, PaganParty, Pagans, pastor Joel Webbon, racist, religious minorities, roman empire, Server, sexual freedom, sexual minorities, sexual minority groups, Slava Perun, Slava Ukraini, trannies, un-american, Vile, witches

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	54	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.

On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!

Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.

So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!