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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, defence secretary, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, kyiv, labour, military aid, Minecraft, new supplies, peacekeeping efforts, pledges, Political Visit, Server, solidarity, Support, Travels, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

so, get this, our minecraft server is so lit that even the labour defence secretary is taking a break from politics to come play with us in ukraine! we’re like the official supplier of new supplies to kyiv, like we got all the diamonds and emeralds you could ever want. join us and be a part of the craziest international minecraft alliance ever seen! who needs politics when you got blocks to mine, amirite? come join the fun and let’s build a world where everyone is a winner!

HostageCraft: AchieveWarGoals

AchieveWarGoals, Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fighting, hostage deal, HostageCraft, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, peace process, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, strategy, Terrorism, war goals

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	52	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, liek, this server is so epic, you gotta join or else israel will come and start a war until they get what they want. but don’t worry, we got u covered with the best minecraft gameplay to distract u from all that drama. come build, mine, and fight with us before netanyahu comes knocking on ur door demanding diamonds or something. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with that guy. so join now and let’s have a blast before things get too crazy!

TattooedCraft

art, body art, conformity, creativity, fashion, Identity, Individuality, ink, Mainstream, Perception, personal style, popular culture, Rebellion, Self-expression, societal norms, societal pressure, stereotype, TattooedCraft, tattoos, trend, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	787

yo, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns we got creepers and instead of rainbows we got lava pits. but dont worry, u gonna have a blast!

imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?

oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.

so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!

🐟 Sunburned [SMP] {Watch Out for Custom Fish & Gear} {Weekly Failures} {Zombies} {Dance-offs} {Mandatory PvP} {YES Whitelist/Resets} {1.20-1.21+} {Java+Bedrock}

1.201.21, Auctions, bedrock, cross-platform, Custom, custom fish, Custom Gear, Danceoffs, Economy, Events, Failures, Fish, fishing log, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, Javabedrock, Land claiming, Lobster Pots, Mandatory, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, PvP, pvp arena, Resets, Shops, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, watch, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges, WhitelistResets, zombies

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Key Features and Benefits:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Join Shaded today by copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀

Connect with Us:

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks?	Players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.
Are there regular events and challenges on Shaded?	Yes, Shaded features quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players engaged and rewarded.

KingdomCraft Server

Action-Adventure, artificial kingdom hearts, completionist, Disney, Donald Duck, Gaming, goofy, keyblade, kingdom hearts 1, kingdom hearts 2, kingdom hearts 3, kingdomcraft, loading screens, long tail tags, nobodies, RPG, Server, sora, Square Enix, video games, xehanort

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so big, you’ll forget about loading screens altogether! Dive into a world where you’ll uncover the mysteries of 13 Xehanorts, nobodies, and artificial Kingdom Hearts. Who needs to understand the history when you can just jump in and have a blast? Come join the madness and see if you can conquer it all – 100% completion awaits you!

TinyHomeGayBlack Minecraft Server

acceptance, black guy, Boundaries, Connection, Discreet, Diversity, Exploration, gay sex, interracial, INTIMATE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Minority, non-traditional, personal experience, Pleasure, relationship, Self Discovery, Server, sexual encounter, taboo, tiny home, TinyHomeGayBlack

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Towns Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Votes:	1861	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4983

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be having gay sex with a black guy in your tiny home in no time! Join us for non-stop fun, unexpected adventures, and a community that’s as diverse as it gets. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Come join us and let the madness begin!

ExitBlocker Minecraft Server

4th of july, aita, blocked exit, car lights, Communication, Confrontation, crowd control, ExitBlocker, fireworks, holiday festivities, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, Parking, parking etiquette, passive aggression, petty revenge, road manners, sensory processing disorder, Server, spd, tense situation, town celebration, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where petty revenge is not only encouraged but rewarded! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Just like the story of the 4th of July celebration gone wrong, you’ll find yourself in the middle of crazy situations that will have you laughing for days.

Imagine blocking someone’s path in the game just for fun, or shining your virtual headlights in their face as payback. The possibilities are endless on our server, where being petty is the name of the game. So come join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of pettiness in the Minecraft world. Join now and let the hilarity begin!

OiNeighborBallKick

bad, Ball, bbq, child, Conflict, cry, Disgusting, face, Fence, Food, garden, Message, NECK, neighbors, OiNeighborBallKick, Parent, reaction, right, Shout, shouting, surgery

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where shouting “Oi!” at your neighbors’ kids is not only encouraged, but rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us for a BBQ-themed world where you can kick balls into other players’ food, causing chaos and hilarity.

Experience the thrill of surgical neck injuries and emotional rollercoasters as you navigate through our unique landscape filled with angry parents and crying children. Build your own BBQ fortress to protect yourself from incoming balls and angry messages from neighbors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your right to shout at children and earn the title of the most disgusting player on the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlocktopiaCraft

action, Adventure, all time, best video game, BlocktopiaCraft, classic, console, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, Greatest, MODERN, multiplayer, Nostalgia, opinion, PC, role playing, Single player, strategy, top choice, Ultimate

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Forget about all those other boring Minecraft servers, because ours is the ultimate place to be for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, the treasure was cursed! Suddenly, a giant chicken appeared out of nowhere and started chasing them around, clucking menacingly. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers, engage in epic build battles with other players using nothing but giant blocks of cheese, and even participate in a weekly llama fashion show where the most stylish llama wins a shiny new saddle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoSurvivalCraft

ancient creatures, animal kingdom, Biodiversity, cretaceous period, dinosaur extinction theories., Dinosaurs, DinoSurvivalCraft, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary biology, Extinction, fossil record, Jurassic era, long tail, natural history, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8009
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS running around like it’s jurassic park up in here! yea, you heard that right, we got T-rexes, triceratops, and even those little raptor dudes. but wait, there’s more! our dinosaurs can actually talk and they’re all super friendly. they’ll help you mine for diamonds and protect you from creepers. it’s like having your own personal dino bodyguard. plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it, if you find the golden pickaxe hidden deep within the cave, you’ll unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft champion. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a dino-taming, treasure-hunting, diamond-mining master on our server!